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Shypixel's avatar

Is it really trolling when all you have to do is exist?

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I believe the correct term for a gathering of sluts is: Awesome!

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Nightgown?

You got cut off there. At the end...

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Still better than W's Leadership of Failure...

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Women can't be trusted <strike>with their own health care choices</strike>.

malsperanza's avatar

The fact that he loves your daughters is probably exactly what makes the white folks go so bonkers.

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I'm concerned that President Obama was at a campaign event in Oregon on Tuesday night. Someone might want to tell him that he won the election.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Being a socialist, he'll probably have French Fries with that.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

I think you are confusing Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake with Bella from the sparkly vampire books & movies.

Anita would wipe the floor with all of the major and minor sparkly types while simultaneously indulging in fabulous lesbian bestiality and necrophilia.

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...geez, isn't it obvious?!?! Sasha and Malia aren't his real daughters, so he doesnt care about real blak fetuses. He got them from the same Marxist ran lab in Kenya that he was grown in!

<strong>QUESTION:</strong> Has anyone seen Sasha or Malia birth certificates yet?! Of course not! This because they were smuggled across the Kenyan border by Messicans!!!!

The Quirk's avatar

You can only eat fetus on TV if you bring enough for everyone.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...if you find 'em let me know!

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I thought Twilight was about a sparky leech man that falls in love with the empty shell of a girl.

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Life begins at erection.

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Keeps them safe in his binders.