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Rasilom's avatar

Blazing Saddles. The best movie ever made about just how fucking stupid racism is. Flying Spagettii Monster how I love that film.

Rasilom's avatar

And a second one for the cheese sauce. Can't have full blown poutine heart failure without the cheese sauce.

Rasilom's avatar

Pass it this way. Me can haz pot cause Alaska!

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Aren't cleanup jobs generally volunteer, for the most part?

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Irreverent, irrelevant, and probably wrong of me, but I can't help but wonder how many rooms of the White House were utilized for pipe laying.

Cismontane's avatar

I'm glad this project is dead, but one does note that the president formally cancelled the project only days after the Canadians withdrew their application for permission to build it. That's not exactly 'profiles in political courage'...

starfanglednut's avatar

It still kinda will (Trade pacts), but I'm extremely happy about this nonetheless.

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Monsanto can make a cow out of broccoli if that helps.

Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

A Jesus fish on a Maserati: What better way to show off your wealth and your piety at the same time.

Doug Langley's avatar

There was a Colbert Report where Stephen asked Obama exactly that, and Obama replied, "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."

CripesAmighty's avatar

Just to be clear, TransCanada withdrew their request in order to halt the review process--to wait out the Obama administration. Rather than allow the process to go dormant, Obama says, 'no, please proceed.' The review was completed and, 'um...no.' The end.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If TransCanada really wants to extract and sell all that oil, why the fuck don't they build just their own refineries?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

And, we're out 35 jobs. Thanks, Obama.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Dawn dishwashing detergent stock will be plummeting in 3...2...1