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Christian persecution = not getting their way all the time in all things.

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Extremists who claim that they are speaking for the entirety of Christianity not getting their way.

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The extremists then use the examples of persecution of Christians in some parts of the world (most often by extremist factions operating in chaotic settings) to support their contention that Christians are being persecuted <i>everywhere, all over the world.</i> What they fail to grasp is that is is exactly the same claim made by extremists from other religions about the faiths that they claim to represent. And that those other extremists are the one who are doing the anti-Christian persecution!

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Indeed, but those are the only one's who use the term "persecuted". Normal Christians wouldn't even think of using it.

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<i>a museum of skid-marked Hanes' men's briefs</i> ...David Vitter's Hall-o'-Cost Museum?

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This is why his body wasn't in the tomb? The Miracle of <strike>Resurrection</strike> Tyrannosaurus Digestion

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This is exactly what the Founders feared.

And power companies HATE it.

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Big deal, everyone who rents a U-Stor-It unit gets their own personal museum of "scientific evidence that reinforces the biblical account of creation," until they load it with their old furniture and shit.

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I need to re-watch Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World. The best part? When the T-Rex was running amok in San Diego, eating Republicans - and their dogs.

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He should be glad there aren't any examples of Christian Persecution throughout the ages that he could have cited. Wonkit is just feeding him to the lions, the way you people are crucifying him for his inapt analogy!

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Well, our weather is nice. Sun is shining, sixty-eight degrees.

In Mobile, they probably would've kicked the Natural History Museum off the council.

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Cantor seems to be an unusual name for an Evangelical Christian.

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I can't understand why the Egyptians were using Jews to build the pyramids when Fred Flintstone and Mr. Slate clearly demonstrated the efficacy of Brontosaurus power in moving rock.

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Doesn't the Bible have some clearly articulated verse somewhere than amounts to "Thou Shalt Not Bullshit"?

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