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Well fuck me sideways! That is genius!! I better write that down. I ALWAYS have frozen butter, cuz it’s so expensive I stock when it’s on sale around The Baking Holidays. Thank you!

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Yep. Adderall.

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I still think he’s going to croak.

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I was cracking jokes about him whenever I got the chance.

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I was floored by how well it worked. FLOORED. So simple!

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He's the reason so many people are dying.

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Yes! And it should have a new different entertaining animation every day. Like trump being booted with a huge boot 🥾, flying through the air and landing in Russia. 😊

Or just a countdown timer.

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Holy shit. Don’t breathe in. 😳

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Richard the ll might be more appropriate. He was crazy and out of it. Plus a big do nothing guy. According to my 30-year-old memory of watching the play on TV.

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WTF? 😳😳😳😳

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eva green SHOULD love daniel, i tell you what.

(i love that woman - she is so damn talented)

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Holy shit. Repulsively sexual threats are horrifyingly common in online harassment of women. People really do seem to think, hate-wise if not in terms of violence, that this is The Purge. Fucking Christ.

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Exactly. That same bullshit thing is going on in other countries to. When these fools talk about the “costs of lockdown“ no reporter ever says well what do you mean? Is lockdown actually killing people? And the true Trumpoids would say yes, suicides! And then they could say do you have data? But of course they can’t because they’re all secretly Chuck fucking Todd.

Speaking of Canadians Fucking Up, there was a Canadian professor who signed that fucking Great Barrington Herd Immunity Mass Death is Good memo/petition. And they talked to him on the TV news briefly. My brain almost exploded. Anybody who signed that piece of shit, and he was a medical person not some dipass economist, should be fired.

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Holy fuck.

Noticing most of the white bits are either where nearly nobody lives or California.

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crowd surfing?

and it's only Monday. this is gonna be A WEEK.

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