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Sharon Dymond's avatar

You are such a bad boy, Evan.

Wondering Woman's avatar

Thinking meat! Does that make being a meathead a GOOD thing?

cleos_mom's avatar

They need to add some scent; that looks oddly like a very large coiled copperhead snake.

mark99k's avatar

Kudos to Jiang and Collins for having metaphorical balls far larger than Trump's real ones. This kind of thing needs to happen way more often and become progressively more confrontational.

I apologize to anyone who now can't get the image of Trump's tiny pink testicles out of their head.

Steely_Fan's avatar

Me too. It was on today & I watched for the upteenth time, so it was fresh in my mind.

therling's avatar

Someone on the Twitter series of tubes that a fitting response to OBAMAGATE! would be OBAMAGHAZI! and it makes sense to me that Republicans could hold an endless series of pointless and expensive Congressional hearings that result in nothing. But it could give Obama a chance that, like Hillary Clinton, he too could easily respond coherently and intelligently to questioning in a session that lasts eleven hours. Whereas Trump’s lawyers couldn’t dare let him even show up for hearings so they got him an open-book take home test.

IntownWriter's avatar

I can’t stop laughing: “To be entirely fair to Trump once again, he is also very stupid-looking from the front and the back, and probably when seen from space, by Astronaut Jesus.”Astronaut Jesus. 😏

JCfromNC's avatar

I've said it elsewhere, but personally, given the rate of return on his investment that Putin got for getting Donnie Two-Scoops into office I don't see Putin seeing any price too high to pay to get him re-elected. Because four more years of Trump might just gut the US beyond recovery.

Regret's avatar

Slidden is the paster tense of slid.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

I never thought about that. What an interesting point. Reminds me of driver's ed, and the (terrible) teacher telling me to signal leaving the highway 300 feet short of the ramp, and I'm like "how the fuck far is 300 feet".

cleos_mom's avatar

You're both wrong. It's "slud."

cleos_mom's avatar

No, that's only what people "in the know" know, you know?

Cryny's avatar

Is it true that He can see your fist from space?

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

We love you. Don't be a dick.

Wondering Woman's avatar

And please check out the excellent interactive graph about how the Simpsons have predicted the future: https://public.tableau.com/...