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Mark Linimon's avatar

I, too, am unsure if humanity will/should survive, but I suggest we start with Peter Thiel.

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UnDrewsual's avatar

"Rep. Robert Garcia would like to know if the Trump campaign pressured Fox to do that, which does sound like a thing they would do."

Honestly, I don't think he'd need to pressure them to do that. I could see them just up and doing that on their own in their quest to be the state media again.

"he followed through on his threat to sue News Corp., the Wall Street Journal and reporters over their story about his reported inscription in Epstein’s birthday book, for $10 BEEEELLION dollars, because of the alleged harm to his previously pristine reputation. That’s going to be some good discovery, if he doesn’t chicken out and change his mind!"

Well, I guess that's ONE way to "release the files".

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Jan Miller's avatar

Can't wait for discovery, and Trump does so well with depositions.

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Lil Snot's avatar

Imunnuh have nightmares about that snake clip.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Why do I have the feeling Bondi is going to end up like Blondi? Well, maybe not dead, but definitely under the bus.

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Pixeloid's avatar

"they’re as stubborn as they are stupid."

Oh, come on! Nobody could possibly be THAT stubborn.

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Lois B's avatar

I will NOT “forget”. Will be committing, about the release of the EPSTEIN files, until I can’t.

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Don Wilson's avatar

TRUMP: Totally Reprehensible Unfit Moronic Pedophile

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oldmechanician's avatar

accurate summation.,

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Has Sir chosen his poses for the new Trump $250 note? I suggest the front feature his Georgia Mug Shot and the back his chubby hand "caught in the act".

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

The strangest thing about the whole Epstein thing is that it started out as a fight between the MAGA Grifters over the fact that there just isn't any great conspiracy in the records, and those who were so invested in that grift that they felt they could never let go.

Then the proven rapist Trump step into it and, as is his want, made it about him. When dealing with a creepy pedophile who you are on film with cruising young women and who you did a whole bunch of other creepy things with, maybe that is not what you wanted people to focus on? But thanks to Trump, what was an internecine battle in MAGA between those who apparently in the end were willing to face reality and those who never would do so became a case of everyone wondering what is so bad in the files that Trump is desperate that they never see the light of day?

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Usually I think of the Trump-o-sphere as being a bunch of lazy grifters. But think of all the effort it is taking to change the "T" in Trump into a "F" in all those documents.

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Khavrinen's avatar

"Fox News doing some deceptive editing the first time they aired the clip above."

So that means that THEY owe the President* $16 million now, too, right?

Wasn't that supposedly why Paramount/CBS paid him?

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peregrin's avatar

I don't know, did it give Ronny Jackson a confuse? That seems to be the criteria.

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Old Pal's avatar

What makes me nervous is considering the possibility that they will release files, and those files will be fake (though not reported as such), and those fake files will implicate all their enemies. Just like they've accused Obama/Biden/etc. of doing. Projection, y'all?

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jltympanum's avatar

"My Poll Numbers within the Republican Party, and MAGA, have gone up, significantly, since the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax was exposed by the Radical Left Democrats and, just plain “troublemakers.” They have hit 90%, 92%, 93%, and 95%, in various polls, and are all Republican Party records. The General Election numbers are my highest, EVER! People like Strong Borders, and all of the many other things I have done. GOD BLESS AMERICA. MAGA!"

F34 tries to bolster his image (or make himself feel better, since he is obviously no longer capable of jerking himself off) by making ridiculous claims.

Here's an idea. When Li'l Donnie makes ridiculous claims, instead of treating it as newsworthy (because the President said it), don't report it at all.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

"Unsealing grand jury testimony" is not "Release all the files," Pammy Jo.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

If I were trying to help a person with dementia choose what to watch, Obviously Fake Video of Cobra Racing to Attack Woman in Swimsuit would be the top item in the Absolutely Not column.

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Sherry's avatar

Let’s not forget too that cobras are not found in North America.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Cobra Chickens, on the other hand...

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Except for Fox News, where the cobra hair style is de rigueur among the on-air women.

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Vic's avatar

Trump is sending us his best work.

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