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If he does this, he's going to do it in that breathy, trailing-off voice he does for the "trump" parts. I think it would be the most tremendously awful thing ever.

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False hope is better than no hope at all.

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Gee, I wonder when the President of Ukraine will release his tapes of all Trump's calls?

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In other words, Tuesday.

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I would imagine the president of ukraine has been recording every interaction he or any of his people have had with trump and his henchmen. I would also imagine that he will only release the tapes if trump stops giving him military aid

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All I have been thinking of on this is John Candy's Mayor of Melonville bit, Tommy Shanks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHWL27LXMjMExcept Trump couldn't actually read the Ukrainian prez phone transcript because of Big Words.

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Anyone bringing up SCTV gets a thumbs up from me! https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I worked lockup for 10 long years. I could have done less time for murder (but couldn't bring my own lunch). If I had a buck for everyone who told me "I did nothing wrong"........

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I'm a dorky white dude who can't dance. I feel much better after watching this

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I could see him wearing a TRUMP bathrobe and eating freedom fries.

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Mine is Crypt Keeper, but Hair Furor is better.

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I yield to no one in my admiration of The Doors. However, I also have a sense of humor.

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"including T-shirts with the slogan, 'Read the transcript.'"

Such T-shirts should be met by other T-shirts with the slogan "I read the transcript. He's guilty as fuck."

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I want to punch him in the face every time I see that smug f*cker. Christ, we could crowdfund the national debt if that was a possibility.

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No way he could even get through opening remarks before going totally incoherent.

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