Alas, but it would seem our very fine president Donald Trump may have failed to pick the best people yet again. After announcing excitedly that at long last a real lawyer would be joining his legal team, Trump quickly became bored of talking about Emmet Flood and got in bed with this one rancid whiskey dicked (allegedly!) "lawyer" named Rudy Giuliani, and oh, what fun they have been having!
I see a little silhouetto of a manScaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the fandango?Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frighteningGiuliani!(Giuliani)Giuliani!(Giuliani)Giuliani BoogalooNosferatuuuuuu!
That stupid fucker put all of NYCs emergency response offices in WTC 7. Did he do for a kickback from Silverstein or because he's just a idiot and always has been.
"Giuliani’s favorite “legal” activity the past several weeks has been going on TV and fucking his own client in the nose..."
https://i.imgur.com/NC1b3Gt...
If either Ghouliani or Cheeto Benito ever flees to Russia, I expect Putin to react like Vader.
We have always been at war with Rudy Giuliani.
Yes, homosexxicans and moozlens add up to 0.1% of the population. Remind me tomorrow to start the "BizzaroBrewer Skool For Kids Who Can't Math Good".
that GIF! 🤣
I see a little silhouetto of a manScaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the fandango?Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frighteningGiuliani!(Giuliani)Giuliani!(Giuliani)Giuliani BoogalooNosferatuuuuuu!
(apologies to Queen)
Evan, I can't believe you suckered me into watching that My Pillow guy's ad. I think I lost a few brain cells there. Sigh!
Person who takes burger order and person who delivers said order.
allegedly
Thanks for the link. It was hilarious!
I wouldn't let Giuliani clean my septic tank. When he fucked that up (which he, of course, would), I'd be in deep shit.
Congratulations. You now possess the finely-honed comedic skills of The Onion.
https://politics.theonion.c...
Only the best. Skimping on cheaper peanut butter ok. Lawyers when facing enormous legal troubles....not so much.
For some reason that made me think of Rick Moranis as dark helmet.
Wonkette should do a little bookmaking on how long rudy lasts.
That stupid fucker put all of NYCs emergency response offices in WTC 7. Did he do for a kickback from Silverstein or because he's just a idiot and always has been.