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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

"Giuliani’s favorite “legal” activity the past several weeks has been going on TV and fucking his own client in the nose..."

https://i.imgur.com/NC1b3Gt...

Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

If either Ghouliani or Cheeto Benito ever flees to Russia, I expect Putin to react like Vader.

Stulexington's avatar

We have always been at war with Rudy Giuliani.

Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Yes, homosexxicans and moozlens add up to 0.1% of the population. Remind me tomorrow to start the "BizzaroBrewer Skool For Kids Who Can't Math Good".

Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

I see a little silhouetto of a manScaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the fandango?Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frighteningGiuliani!(Giuliani)Giuliani!(Giuliani)Giuliani BoogalooNosferatuuuuuu!

(apologies to Queen)

AKLynne's avatar

Evan, I can't believe you suckered me into watching that My Pillow guy's ad. I think I lost a few brain cells there. Sigh!

james crubb's avatar

Person who takes burger order and person who delivers said order.

AKLynne's avatar

Thanks for the link. It was hilarious!

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I wouldn't let Giuliani clean my septic tank. When he fucked that up (which he, of course, would), I'd be in deep shit.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Congratulations. You now possess the finely-honed comedic skills of The Onion.

https://politics.theonion.c...

joeltsprecher's avatar

Only the best. Skimping on cheaper peanut butter ok. Lawyers when facing enormous legal troubles....not so much.

blaid droog's avatar

For some reason that made me think of Rick Moranis as dark helmet.

blaid droog's avatar

Wonkette should do a little bookmaking on how long rudy lasts.

blaid droog's avatar

That stupid fucker put all of NYCs emergency response offices in WTC 7. Did he do for a kickback from Silverstein or because he's just a idiot and always has been.