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H0mer0's avatar

"Those are pearls that were his eyes."

kloewent's avatar

Paul Manafort looked so much better after a few months in prison! No hair dye, no fake tan, no wrinkle fillers. He looked younger and healthier.

Wookie Monster's avatar

I’m hoping it will portray him in an orange jumpsuit.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Yes, you are correct, fixed

JDM's avatar

I'm sure Marco Rubio has a picture of Donnie he could loan out. Or someone who looks vaguely like him.

S. cerevisiae's avatar

I think we need one from the Night Gallery

oafishcad's avatar

OK. That was mean, reminding me what is was like with intelligent functioning relatable adults in the White House. I sure hope we can do THAT again real soon. But then, maybe the present occupier will get a second term. Ya never know.

Wookie Monster's avatar

I'm surprised he didn't use Andrew Jackson, since Trump regularly jerks off to Jackson's racism.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Trump's portrait should be turned, facing the wall, so that it can think about what he did.

Mormos's avatar

I'm surprised Trump hasn't filled the oval office with pictures of himself.

Wookie Monster's avatar

I googled Obama's portrait and it's apparently at the National Portrait Gallery, part of the Smithsonian, but I couldn't find out why it wasn't hanging alongside Clinton and Bush's in the White House.

Anyone know? Is it traditional for the most recent former president's portrait to hang there or did Trump send it there because he is a petty, little man. And also racist.

Merrie Mac, Libelsländerin's avatar

Made me LOL, and my LOL cup does not exactly runneth over at present. So thanks.

Elizabeth's avatar

He may be the smallest person America has...

Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

They're very particular about the Old Family Dining Room, as if they'd murdered someone together and stashed the body there.

I would not rule this out.