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"Those are pearls that were his eyes."

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Paul Manafort looked so much better after a few months in prison! No hair dye, no fake tan, no wrinkle fillers. He looked younger and healthier.

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I’m hoping it will portray him in an orange jumpsuit.

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Yes, you are correct, fixed

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I'm sure Marco Rubio has a picture of Donnie he could loan out. Or someone who looks vaguely like him.

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I think we need one from the Night Gallery

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OK. That was mean, reminding me what is was like with intelligent functioning relatable adults in the White House. I sure hope we can do THAT again real soon. But then, maybe the present occupier will get a second term. Ya never know.

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I'm surprised he didn't use Andrew Jackson, since Trump regularly jerks off to Jackson's racism.

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Trump's portrait should be turned, facing the wall, so that it can think about what he did.

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I'm surprised Trump hasn't filled the oval office with pictures of himself.

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I googled Obama's portrait and it's apparently at the National Portrait Gallery, part of the Smithsonian, but I couldn't find out why it wasn't hanging alongside Clinton and Bush's in the White House.

Anyone know? Is it traditional for the most recent former president's portrait to hang there or did Trump send it there because he is a petty, little man. And also racist.

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Made me LOL, and my LOL cup does not exactly runneth over at present. So thanks.

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Anytime.

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He may be the smallest person America has...

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They're very particular about the Old Family Dining Room, as if they'd murdered someone together and stashed the body there.

I would not rule this out.

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