President Ted Cruz To Pardon That Planned Parenthood Video Guy First Thing, For Justice
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who would ted pardon? Have you been wondering who Mr. Ted "I love the rule of law so much I take it to bed at night and spoon it just like I would the corpse of Antonin Scalia " Cruz would pardon if he got into office? Probably not, likely because "list of potential pardons" is not usually how people decide which presidential candidate to vote for, we think? We hope? Also, we sorta thought Cruz had bigger things to worry about right now since he's trailing Trump by an almost comical amount. But our Teddy has been thinking really hard about who he would dispense justice and mercy to, and haha of course it is a
President Ted Cruz To Pardon That Planned Parenthood Video Guy First Thing, For Justice
President Ted Cruz To Pardon That Planned…
President Ted Cruz To Pardon That Planned Parenthood Video Guy First Thing, For Justice
who would ted pardon? Have you been wondering who Mr. Ted "I love the rule of law so much I take it to bed at night and spoon it just like I would the corpse of Antonin Scalia " Cruz would pardon if he got into office? Probably not, likely because "list of potential pardons" is not usually how people decide which presidential candidate to vote for, we think? We hope? Also, we sorta thought Cruz had bigger things to worry about right now since he's trailing Trump by an almost comical amount. But our Teddy has been thinking really hard about who he would dispense justice and mercy to, and haha of course it is a