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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

If Trump was President, we wouldn't need a "very, very powerful border". No one would want to come across.

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

It is almost enough to make a cynical person believe that the media is a willing participant in said PR stunt. Almost....

bobbert's avatar

Not a fucking chance.

Jared James's avatar

He ragrets only that he had but one pizza he ate with a fork for his country.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

So ... Trump could have easily won the election and saved America. But didn't. That's exactly how a patriot behaves.

dslindc's avatar

But I do not want to read or hear more words about Donald Trump pretend to candidate again. If only the media would realize he is using them for his never-ending PR stunt and stop giving him any attention.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Obamacare is a lie? Well, I'm not going to pay those stupid fake premiums any more. Does anyone have Trump's address so I can send him my medical bills?

Joshua Norton's avatar

Trump is starting to look more and more like fat Elvis

ValiumNation's avatar

Hmmm, Trump as President; 1) erect massive, yooge TRUMP sign over WH entrance 2) repaint Air Force 1 in Trump colors 3) all secret service to wear Trump golf shirts or regalia from other Trump enterprises 4) declare the US of A bankrupt 5) fly away

chascates's avatar

He and Sarah Palin would make such a great couple.

Lot_49's avatar

What a terrrific "get" for the Des Moines <i>Register!</i> Scoring an interview with Trump is almost impossible, unless you're breathing and have a teevee camera or notepad.

Lot_49's avatar

What about a national beauty contest? There's got to be some opportunity for Trump to buy fake boobs for "contestants."

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Maybe the Donald can direct some of that hot air towards keeping NYC snow-free in this blizzard.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>In the interview, he explained that neither Jeb bush nor Mitt Romney has what it takes to win, ...</i>

Ooh, ooh, ooh, let me try this: None of the intellectual pigeon droppings running for the GOP nomination is capable of winning both the GOP primary and the general election,... so.... Msgr_Moment in 2016!!

Yeehaw! What do I win?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>“You can’t have Bush,” “The last thing we need is another Bush,” and the pithy “Frankly we’ve had enough of the Bushes. We’re Bushed out.” </i>

I so agree. From now on, the Trumps and the Palins and the Gohmerts and the Jindals and the Cruzes of the GOP shaill be referred to as "Trump-league" candidates.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

We were talking about Middle East piece. Please proceed.