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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/@Kenislovas

I subscribe to this gentleman's channel; its amazingly relaxing. He tears down beaver damns by hand to remove larger branches and twigs, uses what's typically called a potato rake to remove mud and more twigs, and then usually undermines the under part of the dam with a hand shovel til the water pressure collapses the remaining mud and tree parts in local and nearby Lithuanian drainage channels as a hobby to help adjacent farmlands free of charge. He posts his videos to YT and Façadebook for his only remuneration. The collapses and resulting "floodlettes" are sights to behold, esp from the different views of his 4 cameras. 😉

Beavers are a protected species in the country, BTW. 😃

His English is very good and only speaks Lithuanian in a few vids for a few moments when commenters ask to hear his mother tongue which is quite beautiful to hear, IMHumbleO.

Apologies for the long winded advertorial on his behalf; as you were, comrades and beloveds. 🙇🏻

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

The Detroit Zoo has a beaver habitat and in all the years its been there I've never seen one of the little nippers. The Zoo does not force animals to be on exhibit if they do not want to, and all have lots of hiding spots and an open exit to the behind the scenes part of their homes. For the beaver they do have cameras inside their den but the beaver seem to know where they are and avoid them no matter how many ti mes they move the cameras. I'm ok with this arrangement. I k ow I like to hide out, it makes it more special when I get to see an elusive critter (OMG!!The Red Panda!!), and it can be fun to watch people's heads explode when they complain about they can't see the elephants and I explain we have not had elephants for years and the rhinos who live here now are shy and don't want to say hello to anyone.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

At least in the wild, before dawn and after sunset is the best time to observe them, as they are mainly nocturnal and, like Babu, crepuscular (though not known for being particulary serpentine).

Void's avatar

beaver exhibit you say?

Angryoldman's avatar

There's a part of every man's sense of humor that never graduated from the 8th grade.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Beavers on display, when in the mood.

Menotsure's avatar

We have two ponds in our neighborhood and the landscaping around them was decimated once we had a beaver invasion. The HOA has had to have them trapped and released several times and have their lodges torn apart and removed. We are about a mile from the Etowah River, so they keep migrating in. They are persistent li'l critters.

Cheryl from Maryland's avatar

Scientific studies show that beaver dams reduce flooding and loss of soil. Your HOA might want to find more up-to-date experts - https://www.hiwwt.org.uk/blog/izzie-tween/how-beavers-improve-wetlands-and-reduce-flooding.

Menotsure's avatar

There were no dams or flooding. These are stable, spring fed, ponds with rip rapped shores. The problem was the destruction of small trees to construct lodges. The trapping was humane and resulted in returns to wild habitats.

weejee's avatar

OSU on line two. They are total Beaver Believers.

algore lactating's avatar

massachusetts institute of technology, as well.

(the good school ****near**** boston.)

Queroloustwo's avatar

Cal Tech joins the chorus.

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dR3bRPtl-c

MIT used to be in Boston, but then it moved to Cambridge. I still have a Smoot tape measure from the 150th.

Page Turner's avatar

"Leave It To Me" - The Jerry Mathers story.

algore lactating's avatar

"'cause i'm a criminal". -- marshall bruce mathers iii*

*i remember early in the pandemic, eminem's estranged father died (not from the 'vid), but the clickbait headline just said "marshall bruce mathers dies", so, you're thinking, they mean the rapper.

Schmannity's avatar

I've decided to rearrange my life so I can have pet beavers.

Innocent Bystander's avatar

Leave a hose running outside and they will come to you.

algore lactating's avatar

"if I had my life to live over, i'd pet more beavers".

Shocktreatment's avatar

That beaver is in no hurry, got that "On time, under budget" look

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Beaver? Whar Wally and Eddie Haskell?

Sojourner Truth's avatar

This is a job for Priscilla Presley.

Fender Deluxe's avatar

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

Living in the upside down's avatar

Is Ward worried too?

Stroke1's avatar

Lumpy Rutherford here!

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Michael's avatar

Never gets old, especially if you watch the video.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I remember watching an episode of ‘Nature’ (I think) about the beavs and the narrator said they go nuts at the sound of running water and then the scientists were all “We played the sound of running water…”.

tehbaddr's avatar

Holy Waddling Beaver Batman!

Clark Nova's avatar

She's going to pull an RBG on us. Just watch.

Clark Nova's avatar

Or take her out in the desert.

Clark Nova's avatar

Nope. I think they were harvested for their organs.

Clark Nova's avatar

Red Partisans killed him days before he was strung up. We need more Red Partisans.

eddi-SABH's avatar

The evil clown car is filling up.

Fender Deluxe's avatar

I’m slow … who in Jesus Fuck is “Susie Wiles?”

fuflans's avatar

ancient republican politico, campaign person and lobbyist. she's been around since reagan, has ties to desantis and is - so far - the most qualified person in the administration.

siggghhhhhh

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

New White House Chief of Staff, about as peachy as you'd expect out of the tfg.

Dee Whitman's avatar

In the time it took you to type that, you cd've looked her up. In addition, you wd've had that info immediately.

FFS, use your brain! If you don't use it, it atrophies -- and we who give a crap about democracy cannot afford to lose one brain cell. You are NEEDED -- to read, to think, to protest, to resist, to volunteer, etc.

Stop relying on others to do what you can do for yourself -- and USE YOUR BRAIN.

Fender Deluxe's avatar

Dee, thank you for your service.

fuflans's avatar

wow. what a stupid thing to say.

ZorPern's avatar

Bit harsh for this community.

Sometimes a conversation is just a conversation.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Well that was fucking helpy.

beb's avatar

My first Wonkette article read today. I think I've had enough already.

Emil Muz's avatar

Republicans love that title, "czar". Dutch was the first one to appoint someone as a czar and we've been stuck with the term ever since.

The implication, I think, is that the person will have authority that overlaps with other legal

Sgt JMK's avatar

Lee Zeldin is a soul-less piece of Mercer-funded shit, who, despite coming from the geological marvel that is Long Island, can't pave it over fast enough.

He is actual garbage, so putting him in charge of the EPA is certainly tasking the fox to watch over the henhouse.

Tecolote's avatar

Kari Lake for WH Press Secretary. She has the on-camera experience from years of being a broadcast journalist. She is a true believer, and she rocks that Tammy Faye Baker look.

Dianna Deem's avatar

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/people-with-low-iqs-share-their-experiences

I mentioned this article a couple of days ago. It seems apropo to our current situation.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

If you hear a sound like an old woman screaming, it will be because one more person said to me, "You liked Homan when he was appointed by Obama."

No. No, I did not. I objected to it at the time. I know my memory isn't what it used to be, but it was one of the more disappointing things about an administration which, on the whole, was a great one.

Demodocus's avatar

I don't even fucking remember Homan.

Demodocus's avatar

I'm still so upset I just found myself sucking my thumb, even though it's been like 35 years since I stopped. Something stupid my unofficial stepmother wrote on FB.