338 Comments
User's avatar
Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

News? From the *television*? What a quaint idea.

Honestly I couldn't tell you the last time I watched an actual newscast. I will cue up a segment on YouTube every once in a while, or via Roku for local stuff. But I might well be able to count the times I did that last year on one hand; and certainly on two.

Sandra Nicht's avatar

I haven't watched "TV news" since Cronkite retired...

David Maceira's avatar

Without truth there is no justice.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. That Thing in the Offal Office wouldn't know the truth if it bit him on his soggy diapered ass.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

my dog did choose me - my dog was the only one in the shelter who came to their door to talk to me - the others were either just barking at random or sleeping. he even got up out of bed to check me out when i went by again and bounced up and down in hello - that was it for me, i'd been picked

Zyxomma's avatar

Your dog chose well.

Vic's avatar

Geez, people, we settled this already. The history of Trump's treason is well documented, as will be Trump's conspiracy with his friend, the late Jeffrey Epstein.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

I never wonder if they're lies or not.

Everything he says, everything everyone in his cabinet/family/cult says, is 100% a lie.

I don't have to question it. I know.

Also now: CBS (lies)

Sherry's avatar

I confess that I was taken by that dog choosing people video.

tehbaddr's avatar

Huh, so the video of the adopted dogs choosing their people was A1 slop? I feel betrayed and taken!

Rocket Cat's avatar

History written by Daughters of the Bowling Green Massacre

paul's avatar

Holy shit- a convicted J6er who rejected a pardon. Jesse met and interviewed her.

Jesse Dollemore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n8IlrYd-Tk&pp=2Aa9AQ%3D%3D

EyeQueue's avatar

She has integrity, I'll give her that. And I'm glad she woke up.

tehbaddr's avatar

"They’ve come to kill the wabbit, but he ain’t gonna die!"

Layne Staley Libulz!

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

I was confused by the part of Trump's story where Polish partisans conducted a cross-border raid to attack a German radio station.

Antifa Commander's avatar

I was confused by the part where the Martians attacked New Jersey. Is it *bad* that I said, “Hooray!”?

GiggleSnort's avatar

The level of blatant lying our current leader is doing on a daily basis is so not normal for a functioning democracy. It is, however, common in authoritarian one-party states.

Vic's avatar

^^ Summation for the ages. ^^

Historians will fill out the details.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Yesterday, Trump Jaba the Hut impersonator, Odd Slob, seemed to claim ownership of the new /old J6 bullshit content put up on the WH website. Because there was so much backlash response calling out the blatant lies, good old slobber pile of diarrhea, Odd Slob claimed that they owned the libs by baiting them. When in fact, such shitposts only illuminate just how empty they are of any level of intelligent substance.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Temu Odd Job is nothing more than a 12 year old troll.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

BTW, when the murderer is caught and is subject to the legal process I FUCKING DARE donnie to pardon the motherfucker.

Friend's avatar

We will NEVER learn his identity.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Maybe ... the photos are being plastered all over social media.