Reporters are a lot like common housecats: they laze around until they see some shiny thing, which they toy with for two minutes before going back to vomiting and sleeping on your clean laundry. (Bloggers are a lot like common bums, who cut straight to the vomiting and laundry-soiling.) It's no surprise that Barack Obama, a shiny bauble if ever there was one, enjoys terrific press coverage this election cycle -- the most generous and adoring coverage since John McCain ran for president in 2000. But John McCain can't stop grumping about it, because he is a sour old bitch who feels betrayed by his former friends.
Press To John McCain: 'Sack Up'
Press To John McCain: 'Sack Up'
Press To John McCain: 'Sack Up'
Reporters are a lot like common housecats: they laze around until they see some shiny thing, which they toy with for two minutes before going back to vomiting and sleeping on your clean laundry. (Bloggers are a lot like common bums, who cut straight to the vomiting and laundry-soiling.) It's no surprise that Barack Obama, a shiny bauble if ever there was one, enjoys terrific press coverage this election cycle -- the most generous and adoring coverage since John McCain ran for president in 2000. But John McCain can't stop grumping about it, because he is a sour old bitch who feels betrayed by his former friends.