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Good thing the Forgetting Industry (which seems to provide truckloads of the service to Repub candidates) is privately owned, or else Little Timmy Who might want to eliminate it.

I assume it's a Koch brothers subsidiary.

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Does that mean we don't need Republican politicians?

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And Star of David bling.

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Yeah, that would require them to read said beloved document and comprehend its contents. That's a no-go.

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yes and amtrak is not exactly the purview of the well-heeled.

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that movie scared the bejesus out of me.

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remember when bush tried to partly privitize social security and then the market tanked??

good times.

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the government printing office?

really?

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also, i'm glad we got all those pentagon cost overruns taken care of.

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I'm going to get perfect student evaluations next year! I just am!

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Someone should arrange for T-Paw to have a nice long vacation in Somalia, where he can enjoy firsthand the joys that accompany a non-functional government in which the private sector rules.

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I couldn't bring myself to actually listen to it but I'm 100% sure the word "if" is featured, as in "I'm sorry if I upset anyone".

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TPazzzzzz. When a regular sleeping pill just won't do the job.

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<i>Pawlenty said those organizations “were all built for a time in our country when the private sector did not adequately provide those products. That’s no longer the case."</i>

The Postal Service delivers a letter for 44cents. FedEx delivers a letter for $10. Email delivers a letter for free, after cost of a computer or smartphone and a $50/month internet connection. Thanks private sector!

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