Pretend President's Pretend Aircraft Carrier Needs Your Help!
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NewsMax just shot out a breaking news e-mail bulletin: USS Gerald Ford Needs Your Help! Of course, there is no USS Gerald Ford, which is why it needs your help so bad. Apparently there's a new aircraft carrier that the Pentagon will name sometime next month. Because Ford quietly brought so much evil and ineptitude upon America -- Cheney, Rumsfeld, surrender in Vietnam,
Pretend President's Pretend Aircraft Carrier Needs Your Help!
Pretend President's Pretend Aircraft Carrier…
Pretend President's Pretend Aircraft Carrier Needs Your Help!
NewsMax just shot out a breaking news e-mail bulletin: USS Gerald Ford Needs Your Help! Of course, there is no USS Gerald Ford, which is why it needs your help so bad. Apparently there's a new aircraft carrier that the Pentagon will name sometime next month. Because Ford quietly brought so much evil and ineptitude upon America -- Cheney, Rumsfeld, surrender in Vietnam,