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This is the guy who lost his debate to Harris and won't debate her again.His campaign is hiding him from 60 minutes for fear of the dementia really showing.Vote blue save us from project 2025.Just look how Russians and N Koreans live.Is that how you want to live?

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And he ought to know about frauds, having been one from birth.

One of the great problems with villains like Convict Donnie is that he assumes everyone else is as crooked, as much a fraud, as he is, so he smears everyone else with his own inherent criminality, leaving the weak-minded majority in indecision about who is right and who is wrong, and so many simply throw up their hands and decide that they are ALL crooks so it doesn't matter who wins or loses.

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Bawk tuah, run from that thing!

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What a losing loser that is going to lose. Again.

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Crazy theory, or maybe not:

If we were to get all Tinfoil Hattie about this, J.D. Vance is provoking T***p to fall apart even faster than he otherwise would have, and/or tampering with his meds, thereby laying the groundwork to 25th Amendment him.

What part of that is implausible? That Vance is that conniving/evil? If it's crossed MY mind, one thousand percent it's crossed HIS.

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I would only question how JD would have access to his meds. I certainly don't have any problem speculating that he's thinking about scenarios where he can get PAB out of the way and take over. Hell, his puppetmaster Thiel might be feeding him ideas on the topic. I'm sure Thiel would cream himself over the idea of owning a POTUS.

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Apparently Dr. Nick hands out drugs by the bushel basket to anyone who looks at him hopefully.

Also, he could be adding non-drug ingredients to Stinky's food, or just oversalting it, etc.

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Yeah, they replaced all her answers with a bunch of word salad about sharks and batteries.

Oh, wait.

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Folger’s crystals

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You're soaking in it.

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"So he’s asking the Democrats to go ahead and concede the election, on October 10, because of something that happened on “60 Minutes.”"

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As my Mother used to say [Linda Richman accent], "Hey, you don't ask, you don't get."

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If she's a moron, Donald, why did you duck the second debate? You shoulda mopped the floor with her, but, nada.

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Now, now. You know that hard questions are kryptonite to The Donnie.

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Trump's mind seems to have gone missing, like your fist when you open your hand.

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or your lap when you stand up.

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Or the whole MAGA concept when you think about it for a hot second

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Ta, Evan.

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Nobody tell Trump about the film "The Apprentice" that's in theaters now.

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Everybody tell Trump about that film! Maybe he will die of conniption poisoning.

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Trump’s posts are what I like to call orange noise. Each one is jammed with 20 insults and 20 complaints hurled at everything everywhere all at once. None of it stands out in your mind 10 seconds after reading it. All you really remember is that Trump is a whiny PAB.

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Most of it is also old material. Lazy. Sad.

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Low energy.

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"UNPRECEDENTED SCANDAL!!! I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!!! TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!"

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THEY’RE EATING THE DAWGS!!!!

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So sick of the media sanewashing this demented old fascist.

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Just curious, but what polls do you speak of?

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