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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Today's gif bird has plenty of pride in the shade of green. Learn more about green broadbills here: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/little-green-bather

And get your meme chat here: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/54f44e90-11b8-41e6-8e38-72fe43f3248c

eddi-SABH's avatar

"Singin' in the bathtub! Chirpy, chirpy, chirp."

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

When I saw the lovely emerald birdie, I thought for a moment it was St. Patrick's Day, not Pride month. Happy Pride everyone.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Jelllllllll-o bird, he’s splashing so colorf’ly,

Jelllllllll-o bird, how could you be any more green?

OneYieldRegular's avatar

So, birds AREN'T real.

Miss Grundy's avatar

🎶 Splish-splash I was taking a 🛀.🎶 Babby bird is enjoying himself/herself.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Soooooo pretty! Too bad people don't come in all the lovely colors that we find on birds. Although, I suppose some group would start the "green people are better than pink people," and we'd end up the same way.

"M"'s avatar

I recommend to you the Sneetches, a tale from Dr. Seuss that literally tells that story

Complete with a huckster who hustles them called Sylvester McMonkey McBean

I wrote something in 2016 that compares him to Donald Trump; imo the characterization still holds up

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Yes, very familiar with Sneetches, I agree with you.

tehbaddr's avatar

That's a Pokething!

Nancy Naive's avatar

Blends in with the green vine vipers.

Al Bellenchia's avatar

It’s easy being green

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

What color are they when they're ripe?

ciaobella's avatar

Birds can be a real pain in the ass to ID. The males can look completely different than the females, and the juveniles can look completely different than the adults.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Out!!! ==========>

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Adorable spherical green bird breaks the rule of never eating anything bigger than your head.

The Wanderer's avatar

A little Pride art from last year: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/61294797/

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

It's not right when you post shiny pokemons. They're not even real.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

He can eat things as big as his head!!! If that's not a pokemon skill, then I don't know what to say.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

They just unhinge their jaw, like a snek would.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

You aren't far off, although I did take the time to skim a scientific article where somebody researched the green broadbill's jaw mechanism. The hinges on it's jaw are positioned far apart, which allows it the extreme opening in its range of motion. It's really sort of amazing, the evolutionary adaptations that enable animals to thrive in their various environments and do stuff like swallow giant pitted fruits whole.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Heyyyyy! I owe you a coke!

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

"Gotta keep my beautiful plumage clean!"

lisaaug's avatar

That's Our Andy, once again thumbing his nose at the repug suoer majorities hamstring him in the lege.

boo radley's avatar

Learned the Pentagon designated the press office a SCIF classified facility, supposedly because Pentagon speechwriters work from there and have access to classified material, and I've been straight up guy-in-a-green-shirt laughing about it for hours. Like it's SO fucking stupid and any judge short of Aileen Cannon will toss it out immediately. (1. They don't need to share space with speechwriters 2. The speechwriters, IF they need to access highly classified material- famously delivered via speeches!- can go to a real SCIF and work from there.)

Mark Linimon's avatar

Oh, and now in the "we undead have to stick together" files:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y7nnjlrd5o

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Why don't these weirdos just call it "Republicans tattling on themselves"-month and be done with it?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Does Hallmark have a line of Family Values Month cards for mistresses?

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

HAPPY PRIDE!

BE GAY, DO CRIME

and, of course

FUCK THE PATRIARCHY

Mark Linimon's avatar

Let's go get sushi and not pay!

Bear is Under-Cubbed's avatar

Quite in addition to how it's just an asshole tactic *end of story*... where are the chuds even getting their ammunition to push Talarico into the Not A Real Man™ box? What's the hook they're trying to hang it on? Or are we now in the era where they don't even need to anchor their dumb little psych tropes and can just float them at will?

Mark Linimon's avatar

I did not keep the link, but in an interview with a rural Texan, she said there was no way she could vote Republican right now, because they are doing nothing to stop the data centers. Hmm.

verne's avatar

hmmmn, is it a bad thing if you run out of water? i mean, there's anti-freeze...that would be ok to drink, right? it's much prettier than water and looks like an energy drink and it causes organ failure!!! value added!!!

Mike_Cramer's avatar

Caught “The Mandolorian and Grogu” this morning. Fun movie. Not a cinematic masterpiece, but it’s what I’ve come to expect.

fuflans's avatar

well at least as long as we have ka$h, we will always have aziz.

CzechJournalists's avatar

why did it take so long?

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

From Trudy Rubin in the Philadelphia Inquirer: Iran busts the myth of Trump as master of the art of the deal

Over the last 10 years, who besides Trump, his grifty family, and his MAGA supporters really think that Trump was EVER the Master of the Art of the Deal?

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

From Trudy Rubin in the Philadelphia Inquirer: Iran busts the myth of Trump as master of the art of the deal

Over the last 10 years, who besides Trump, his grifty family, and his MAGA supporters really think that Trump was EVER the Master of the Art of the Deal?

Kay Ducky's avatar

Todd Starnes looks like a blobfish that evolved into a dumber, uglier blobfish.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Right?! I think his comments about Talarico reflect his personal issues way more than Talarico. Sorry you got beat up in high school, loser.

Also, too, regarding the misogyny often going unnoticed; NOT BY ME!

verne's avatar

thank you, doe

Cincinnatus's avatar

NYT: "Rubio makes it clear that President Trump’s claim on Monday that he “had a very good call with Hezbollah” was inaccurate. “It came from Hezbollah, but through Lebanese authorities,” Rubio says. No president has communicated with Hezbollah, an Iran-backed group in Lebanon that the U.S. considers a terrorist organization. Rubio says Trump’s post on social media referred to a message to the U.S. from Lebanon’s government that Hezbollah will not attack Israel if Israel refrains from striking Beirut."

Rags's avatar

Telegraph diplomacy. No fear of a misunderstanding, amiright?

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Good polishing, Mr. polisher of turds.

Cincinnatus's avatar

June is bustin' out all over

The feeling is getting so intense

That the young Virginia creepers

Have been hugging the bejeepers

Out of all the morning glories on the fence

Because it's June!

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Die in a fire, Virginia creeper!

beb's avatar

I suppose what has Texas AG Paxton's panties in a twist is that the city is calling this a "Gay Swimming Party" and you know how Paxton hates gays. But he claims the issue is that the city will provide "gender neutral" changing rooms which Paxton claims violates Texas law on trans people using a bathroom of the gender they were not assigned at birth, Another was of expressing what the city of Denton is doing is providing unisex changing rooms. Like the bathroom in your home. It's just another example of how weird Republicans are.

Mark Linimon's avatar

It's a waste of time to try to find logic in the Paxton lawsuit-of-the-day.