Soooooo pretty! Too bad people don't come in all the lovely colors that we find on birds. Although, I suppose some group would start the "green people are better than pink people," and we'd end up the same way.
Birds can be a real pain in the ass to ID. The males can look completely different than the females, and the juveniles can look completely different than the adults.
You aren't far off, although I did take the time to skim a scientific article where somebody researched the green broadbill's jaw mechanism. The hinges on it's jaw are positioned far apart, which allows it the extreme opening in its range of motion. It's really sort of amazing, the evolutionary adaptations that enable animals to thrive in their various environments and do stuff like swallow giant pitted fruits whole.
“Attorney General Ken Paxton says he's suing the city of Denton over gender-neutral changing rooms being available at a June Pride event at one of the city's public pools.“
My defamation lawsuit claiming MS NOW lied when they said that I am only dating Kash Patel to get exposure is raising a lot of questions already answered by my defamation lawsuit.
'Trump Administration to Dismantle Ocean Monitoring System'
"The Trump administration is dismantling a $368 million deep-ocean observation system that was put in place a decade ago to monitor coastal environments, marine ecosystems and powerful currents that affect the global climate.
Scientists have used data from the system to understand how the ocean is absorbing greenhouse gases from the atmosphere, how changes in ocean temperature such as marine heat waves might affect fisheries or signal bigger shifts in the climate, and coastal flooding along the East Coast."
"Michael England, a spokesman for the National Science Foundation, said the decision to dismantle the network, known as the Ocean Observatories Initiative, “aligns with N.S.F.’s wider strategy to have a nimbler approach to prioritizing support for evolving scientific priorities and emerging technologies as well as a deliberate approach to smart life cycle management within its portfolio of research infrastructure.”
Gobbledygook bullshit.
“This reflects the further lack of understanding that the current administration has of scientific value and scientific merit,” Dr. McLean said. “By dismantling such a system, we push the United States back yet again into a rear seat in global scientific leadership.”
This is all a fucking nightmare. Idiots and criminals.
While we know the right will be universally offended, certain segments of the “left” aren’t going to be happy about the Mamdani news either:
“NOOOOOO! Zorhan! You were supposed to our class hero! Now you’re scaring away duuuuuh workin’ class with all your queer, woke shit! THE ONLY STRUGGLE IS CLASS STRUGGLE!”
Today's gif bird has plenty of pride in the shade of green. Learn more about green broadbills here: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/little-green-bather
And get your meme chat here: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/54f44e90-11b8-41e6-8e38-72fe43f3248c
Jelllllllll-o bird, he’s splashing so colorf’ly,
Jelllllllll-o bird, how could you be any more green?
So, birds AREN'T real.
🎶 Splish-splash I was taking a 🛀.🎶 Babby bird is enjoying himself/herself.
Soooooo pretty! Too bad people don't come in all the lovely colors that we find on birds. Although, I suppose some group would start the "green people are better than pink people," and we'd end up the same way.
That's a Pokething!
Blends in with the green vine vipers.
It’s easy being green
What color are they when they're ripe?
Birds can be a real pain in the ass to ID. The males can look completely different than the females, and the juveniles can look completely different than the adults.
Then there's winter and summer plumage.....
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Adorable spherical green bird breaks the rule of never eating anything bigger than your head.
A little Pride art from last year: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/61294797/
It's not right when you post shiny pokemons. They're not even real.
D'oh!
He can eat things as big as his head!!! If that's not a pokemon skill, then I don't know what to say.
They just unhinge their jaw, like a snek would.
You aren't far off, although I did take the time to skim a scientific article where somebody researched the green broadbill's jaw mechanism. The hinges on it's jaw are positioned far apart, which allows it the extreme opening in its range of motion. It's really sort of amazing, the evolutionary adaptations that enable animals to thrive in their various environments and do stuff like swallow giant pitted fruits whole.
Heyyyyy! I owe you a coke!
"Gotta keep my beautiful plumage clean!"
OT
(2 min) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qMbZUZ1GJc
God I love her
Todd Starnes, noted pee enthusiast Todd Starnes?
“Attorney General Ken Paxton says he's suing the city of Denton over gender-neutral changing rooms being available at a June Pride event at one of the city's public pools.“
Still beating that horse, eh?
Todd Starnes: “If I were to moderate a…”
“NOBODY ASKED YOU!”
Toast, Coffee and Tab's in the Morning ☕💯👍
ICE Agent "Appears To" Push Protester Into Path of Semi Truck
http://youtube.com/post/UgkxbaIv3VHhJ2cnGpH8ZQPNElqccPz5T4Lw?si=CNi381AYdVihnPey
My defamation lawsuit claiming MS NOW lied when they said that I am only dating Kash Patel to get exposure is raising a lot of questions already answered by my defamation lawsuit.
“Eat an entire log of dogshit, Sarah.”
She would, but her equally white trash brother set the dog on fire first.
Birds do it....
𝐴𝑣𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑠𝑚 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑒𝑠, 𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑙𝑢𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑠, 𝑑𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑠, 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑦𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑛𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑡𝑦, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑦 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑. 𝑆𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑠, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑓𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑦 𝑛𝑜 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑒𝑥𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑡.
𝑇𝑦𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦, 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 “𝑟𝑢𝑏𝑏𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑣𝑖𝑔𝑜𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑙𝑦” 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑐ℎ, 𝑎 𝑡𝑜𝑦 𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑡𝑤𝑖𝑔, 𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑟’𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑, 𝑓𝑜𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑟 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑟, 𝐻𝑒𝑦𝑠 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑. 𝐹𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑜𝑏𝑗𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑠.
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Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts
https://bsky.app/profile/theguardian.com/post/3mn7e5jwj5a2v
“Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished…”
Thousands of Catholic bird owners would vehemently disagree about both.
'Trump Administration to Dismantle Ocean Monitoring System'
"The Trump administration is dismantling a $368 million deep-ocean observation system that was put in place a decade ago to monitor coastal environments, marine ecosystems and powerful currents that affect the global climate.
Scientists have used data from the system to understand how the ocean is absorbing greenhouse gases from the atmosphere, how changes in ocean temperature such as marine heat waves might affect fisheries or signal bigger shifts in the climate, and coastal flooding along the East Coast."
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/climate/ocean-observatories-initiative.html?unlocked_article_code=1.nFA.nFr3.3ZzgWC9nbBlG&smid=url-share
"Michael England, a spokesman for the National Science Foundation, said the decision to dismantle the network, known as the Ocean Observatories Initiative, “aligns with N.S.F.’s wider strategy to have a nimbler approach to prioritizing support for evolving scientific priorities and emerging technologies as well as a deliberate approach to smart life cycle management within its portfolio of research infrastructure.”
Gobbledygook bullshit.
“This reflects the further lack of understanding that the current administration has of scientific value and scientific merit,” Dr. McLean said. “By dismantling such a system, we push the United States back yet again into a rear seat in global scientific leadership.”
This is all a fucking nightmare. Idiots and criminals.
That movie "Don't Look Up" from a few years ago was a fucking documentary.
While we know the right will be universally offended, certain segments of the “left” aren’t going to be happy about the Mamdani news either:
“NOOOOOO! Zorhan! You were supposed to our class hero! Now you’re scaring away duuuuuh workin’ class with all your queer, woke shit! THE ONLY STRUGGLE IS CLASS STRUGGLE!”
I bet Talarico has an affinity for the frilly underpants his hot girlfriend wears.
It’s kind of weird how all these chubby schlubs keep accusing other people of the things they are clearly doing themselves.
It’s Kristi Noem’s husband all the way down.
Kay Ivey's lady bits are hermit crabs.
Looks like a lime taking a splash bath!
"Don't worry, I can do this with my eyes closed. Arise Sir Idris."
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/976/cpsprodpb/61fc/live/bd58bd10-5e75-11f1-b682-cf91850925ea.jpg.webp
Is Charles wearing spurs?
It’s like the old Queen and her subtle brooch messaging. He’s a huge Wemby fan.
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