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Momm! A 3-headed sex dragon followed me home--can I keep it?!

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Someone should tell these Christians not to worry, these Kaiju only attack Tokyo.

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Well they attacked America in Pacific Rim and the Last Godzilla movie.

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If it hasn't been noted yet, this is a squished screenshot from a video game boss.

https://www.google.com/sear...

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Clearly, Planned Parenthood is trying to carry out Plan 9 from outer space!

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Hey! Yell spoiler alert next time!

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Or a Hunter pet in World of Warcraft. (Hydras are tamable beasts.)

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EPIC AWESOME!!! One Bazillion points for Edward Gorey mention! YOU WIN THE INTERNETS!

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Man, this totally ruins Rebirth of Mothra for me.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Seven Hells people!!! Everyone knows the Dragon has three heads!! Sheesh!

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Or you could have read the article and seen that we actually wrote that!

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Oh it was heavily commented on when the Island came out because it was not too long after this episode and in fact the makers of Clonus sued (and I believe won)

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Tommy was way sicker when he was the Green Ranger.

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... although it is possible to be fruitful and not multiply (IYKWIMAITYD).

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... uhmm... it's not fornication when they do it?

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... like those Suicide Help Lines, don't call them if you want advice on ending your life, you're liable to get a sermon instead.

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