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nightmoth's avatar

Momm! A 3-headed sex dragon followed me home--can I keep it?!

Lord-Nash's avatar

Someone should tell these Christians not to worry, these Kaiju only attack Tokyo.

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Well they attacked America in Pacific Rim and the Last Godzilla movie.

PunditusMaximus's avatar

If it hasn't been noted yet, this is a squished screenshot from a video game boss.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Clearly, Planned Parenthood is trying to carry out Plan 9 from outer space!

Lord-Nash's avatar

Hey! Yell spoiler alert next time!

bardgal's avatar

Or a Hunter pet in World of Warcraft. (Hydras are tamable beasts.)

bardgal's avatar

EPIC AWESOME!!! One Bazillion points for Edward Gorey mention! YOU WIN THE INTERNETS!

Grokenstein's avatar

Man, this totally ruins Rebirth of Mothra for me.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

bardgal's avatar

Seven Hells people!!! Everyone knows the Dragon has three heads!! Sheesh!

doktorzoom's avatar

Or you could have read the article and seen that we actually wrote that!

Lizzietish81's avatar

Oh it was heavily commented on when the Island came out because it was not too long after this episode and in fact the makers of Clonus sued (and I believe won)

Michael Smith's avatar

Tommy was way sicker when he was the Green Ranger.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... although it is possible to be fruitful and not multiply (IYKWIMAITYD).

BackDoorMan's avatar

... uhmm... it's not fornication when they do it?

BackDoorMan's avatar

... like those Suicide Help Lines, don't call them if you want advice on ending your life, you're liable to get a sermon instead.