We told you a while back about the phenomenon of "rollin' coal," whereby Manly Men modify the fuel systems of their big diesel trucks to deliberately dump excess fuel into their engines, creating thick black smoke and proclaiming their freedom from clean air and other despicable liberal plots. It's especially hilarious when they blow smoke on a Prius driver or a bicyclist, ideally one with asthma. You get the sense that if they could find an emphysema patient on oxygen to roll coal on, they might just ejaculate in their pants. It's technological assholery as political statement, the closest these motorheads can get to actually taking a shit on the environmentalists (and the "environment," which isn't even a real thing) they hate so much. Oh, and incidentally, the Environmental Protection Agency
Next truck fad:__Burnin’ Beds which consists of pouring gasoline on the mattress in their pickup bed and lighting it on fire while driving through tunnels. ____
If that's really what they want to spend their no-doubt limitless disposable income on, I say roll on. Down to the DMV, where they'll have a whale of a time explaining how their motor vehicles couldn't pass inspection even at that one mechanic who'll pass you for a case of Bud Light Lime.
But <a href="http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-c,2849\/" target="_blank">consuhtooshun</a>!
My derp&#039;s a little old, but that don&#039;t mean she&#039;s slow There&#039;s a flame from her stack and the smoke&#039;s rollin&#039; black as coal
Next truck fad:__Burnin&rsquo; Beds which consists of pouring gasoline on the mattress in their pickup bed and lighting it on fire while driving through tunnels. ____
You must have tried catching the blade boomerang.
That would explain the West chemical plant.
Those things are trickier than they appear. Learn from my example.
I regret only that I have but one fist to up.
If that&#039;s really what they want to spend their no-doubt limitless disposable income on, I say roll on. Down to the DMV, where they&#039;ll have a whale of a time explaining how their motor vehicles couldn&#039;t pass inspection even at that one mechanic who&#039;ll pass you for a case of Bud Light Lime.
But <a href="http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-c,2849\/" target="_blank">consuhtooshun</a>!
The More You Know[Tealiban]
I&#039;m just glad that they&#039;re not nuclear power advocates.
Tell me when they get these stacks mounted to facilitate rolling coal on their Hoverounds.
OK Wontariat, it&#039;s time to take a crowbar to those TruckNutz on your Skittles cars. Party&#039;s over.
But thick black smoke is speech, just like money.
These fuckin&#039; guys. [Insert pic of Ol&#039; Handsome Joe here]
My derp&#039;s a little old, but that don&#039;t mean she&#039;s slow There&#039;s a flame from her stack and the smoke&#039;s rollin&#039; black as coal
The best part is how they buy up that sweet, sweet Saudi oil so the <strike>Muslims</strike> terrorists will never run out of money.
Rollin Coal Protection Act OF 2014 because Benghazi!!!!