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have your Bern checked out: http://www.thedailybeast.co...

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One for the numbers was from Frontier Communications, the other from Telefund Inc., both in Santa Barbara. Lots of complaints. I'll give the FCC a call.

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How the fuck do you spend $3,000 in one night, even at the kind of place that sounds ridiculously expensive?

But then maybe it's just me, even when I was young I couldn't stand nightclubs with their shitty music and overpriced drinks but much preferred a nice dive bar.

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But then they wouldn't really be little personz, and we'd not have any sympathy that they got fleeced for being gullible with the ameros they had to give away... just like there's no sympathy for even the littles who give money direct to Trump because, well, that fleecing is easy to see from a mile away... but that's another sort of gullibility...

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Head to toe and all places in between my dear... ;)

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Champagne room. Champagne is extra. So are Destiny and Naughtia. And their drinks. Etc.Don't ask how I know.

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I will happily donate all but my Wonkette munnies. Does it matter if I'm a member of the Scottish parliament?

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On the plus side, the two of you together would have exceptional depth perception...

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I got a call asking if I was buying air travel in Denmark.No, but it was worth considering...

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Thanks, Obama!

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No problem, they always come along.Well, they lead the way, in fact...

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To which my response is "only $3,000"?Drai's, a new nightclub in Las Vegas, is offering a package that costs $737,000 and involves a private jet – it's another sign of how the city is inverting the laws of clubland via The Guardian

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Beware! We have Admiral Astigmatism on our side! (and his sidekick ColorBlind Kid...)

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Possibly because your parents weren't retarded. It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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My cousin and I(who is currently sitting around in a party hat thinking, "Any day now, they will indict Clinton and Bernie will be the nominee!") were going to start a conservative superPAC and just travel the country looking at sites that would give RWNJs a 'Murika boner. We would "talk" to "people" about "conservative values". Those values were going to be the best place to get a meal in town.

The plan was to announce a new location with a different location in between. If stalker types or naysayers were at the next destination, we would have an airtight alibi in that our van broke down, we conveniently happened to break down near this little slice of 'Murica! Sound fishy? Nah. Jesus loves conservatives the best. We could pay our bills and not have jobs. It was all such a great idea, and technically we would be spending money promoting our stated goal, which was pretty fucking vague. Vague enough that we could shoehorn goat fucking into it if we chose.

But our damned liberal consciences got the best of us. We punked out.

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If all the cool kids are doing it, I might as well add my eye. Hopefully I caught my good side.

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