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spacecat in space's avatar

Pssh! That's so last year. Upper-middle-class white moms are now being charged too much for collard greens.

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DoILookAmused2u?  MΏ-R3s1st0r's avatar

I'm gonna get my Southerner card yanked for this, but I can't stand collard greens either. Or sweet tea or fried catfish.

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spacecat in space's avatar

Sweet tea is gross. That is not how one should imbibe the glorious beverage. For shame, Southerners!

I think the only time I've had kale/collard greens that I've liked is when they were prepared soul food-style. My pasty Euro-brethren need to stay the hell away from greens. We suck at seasoning.

I liked catfish po-boys, so I'll have to part ways with you there.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

They don`t talk about their own abortions, but the very next day they are back on the picket line screaming murderer at women going in for a pap smear or a breast exam. Some lovely prolifers even start verbally abusing the doctor during the procedure when it is too late to call it off.

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BeckyLB's avatar

It's amazing when you see the anti-choice types pop up for their own abortions. Never fails in those instances, the abortion is for a totally different reason and who are we to judge, and it's completely different than the reason those hussies over there want an abortion!

Never forget, all babies are precious little gifts from Heaven and we must save them so they can serve as long-term punishment for a woman who chooses to have sex for fun!

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Alas, your second paragraph is what this has ALWAYS been about.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If the liebrul media says it is, we'll all believe it, won't we?

(...crickets...)

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Pre-crime unit? You, my friend, are in a tight race for Winner of the internets today with Bad Lip Reading.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Two words: Blah People

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Huh - maybe I should have watched after all.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

I'm not sure "excited" is the word I'd use...

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marxalot's avatar

It's got a pretty good shuffle beat, but I found it difficult to dance to.

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marxalot's avatar

Same script as when one of them gets caught screwing kids, or screwing around, or both, Josh.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Kale, radicchio, apple and pancetta salad libel!!!

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

idiots who get excited when they find Legos in their poop

http://s9.favim.com/orig/13...

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