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Pssh! That's so last year. Upper-middle-class white moms are now being charged too much for collard greens.

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I'm gonna get my Southerner card yanked for this, but I can't stand collard greens either. Or sweet tea or fried catfish.

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Sweet tea is gross. That is not how one should imbibe the glorious beverage. For shame, Southerners!

I think the only time I've had kale/collard greens that I've liked is when they were prepared soul food-style. My pasty Euro-brethren need to stay the hell away from greens. We suck at seasoning.

I liked catfish po-boys, so I'll have to part ways with you there.

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They don`t talk about their own abortions, but the very next day they are back on the picket line screaming murderer at women going in for a pap smear or a breast exam. Some lovely prolifers even start verbally abusing the doctor during the procedure when it is too late to call it off.

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It's amazing when you see the anti-choice types pop up for their own abortions. Never fails in those instances, the abortion is for a totally different reason and who are we to judge, and it's completely different than the reason those hussies over there want an abortion!

Never forget, all babies are precious little gifts from Heaven and we must save them so they can serve as long-term punishment for a woman who chooses to have sex for fun!

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Alas, your second paragraph is what this has ALWAYS been about.

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If the liebrul media says it is, we'll all believe it, won't we?

(...crickets...)

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Pre-crime unit? You, my friend, are in a tight race for Winner of the internets today with Bad Lip Reading.

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Two words: Blah People

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I'm not sure "excited" is the word I'd use...

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It's got a pretty good shuffle beat, but I found it difficult to dance to.

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Same script as when one of them gets caught screwing kids, or screwing around, or both, Josh.

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Kale, radicchio, apple and pancetta salad libel!!!

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idiots who get excited when they find Legos in their poop

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