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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I must be an oldz, they never had that back in the day. 4.0 was perfect, everything else was 3.9 and under. Of course that was also when perfect SATs were 1600 and they hadn't dumbed down the test to make patents feel better about their moron kids...

fuflans's avatar

Yeah that argument always gets made in abortion discussions.

fuflans's avatar

This guy makes honey badger look like one of doc's ponies.

Go suck on a poisonous snake you venomous asshole.

lljktechnogeek's avatar

We know we belong to the land, and the land we belong to is damned!

chascates's avatar

In the same way businesses are engaged in a race to the bottom for the lowest paid workers politicians race to come up with the most outrageous ideas to attract their neanderthal base. And there's a lot of competition (Louis Gohmert just claimed same sex marriage would lead to bestiality).

chascates's avatar

When the Ogallala Aquifer runs dry in a few decades we'll have the return of those wondrous years!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

IT'S NOT MY JOB (for long, if the goddamn voters would do theirs properly)

schmannity's avatar

A "doctored degree?" Is that the one from DeVry with whiteout and magic marker Harvard?

schmannity's avatar

Besides, did Mozart ever write:

We'll put a boot in yer ass, it's the American way.