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And Malala is shot in the head for advocating the dangerous nonsense that girls should be educated.

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Don't forget that Hobby Lobby requires them to sign away their right to sue. The less reading comprehension they have, the happier the managers will be . . . plus these kids won't even know to ask for birth control to be covered on their health plans. So - win-win!

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I wanted to think that about Jehovah's Witnesses as well, but it's not true.

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I don't think Louie's district even has to be gerrymandered. It's West Louisiana, isn't it?

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Obviously someone skipped biology class since they confused a ladybug with a ladybird.

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I would have been, too, back when I was that age.

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If there's no dowry involved, then it'll be dismissed as "too modern".

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It would be good for Buddhist homeschooling, but I'm not sure if it would work for Christians.

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Too late, the Duggars have already done a made-for-TV version.

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Rolling the perfect joint.

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The great state of Tejas is likely concerned that--

1. without a proper edumacashun, these kids will never know their Jeebus-given 2nd amendment rights to buy, own, carry, fondle and randomly shoot their gunz to defend freedumz from Gubmint tyrannies, and

2. McD's still needs its slave-laborers to sign their names (gotta know the alphabet, duh!) on contracts they'll never understand agreeing to permanent indentured servitude.

Praise!

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Bloody Obama, how are we in Europe going to get all your jobs if your neo-socialist marxist atheist muslim nazis insist on making sure your children can read and write.

Bastard Yanks.

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...OBAMAcare strikes again!

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I have a sincerely held religious belief that the McIntyres are guilty of a horrific crime.

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The older girl had the right idea.

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Algebra is for Muzlins.

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