Turns out that even in the Independent Republic of Texas, where virtually unregulated chemical plants don't have to follow any dang ol' fire code (since the state doesn't have one ), the heavy hand of Big Government is still ready to oppress people who are just minding their own business and not hurting anyone, except maybe their own children.
Don't forget that Hobby Lobby requires them to sign away their right to sue. The less reading comprehension they have, the happier the managers will be . . . plus these kids won't even know to ask for birth control to be covered on their health plans. So - win-win!
The great state of Tejas is likely concerned that--
1. without a proper edumacashun, these kids will never know their Jeebus-given 2nd amendment rights to buy, own, carry, fondle and randomly shoot their gunz to defend freedumz from Gubmint tyrannies, and
2. McD's still needs its slave-laborers to sign their names (gotta know the alphabet, duh!) on contracts they'll never understand agreeing to permanent indentured servitude.
Bloody Obama, how are we in Europe going to get all your jobs if your neo-socialist marxist atheist muslim nazis insist on making sure your children can read and write.
And Malala is shot in the head for advocating the dangerous nonsense that girls should be educated.
Don't forget that Hobby Lobby requires them to sign away their right to sue. The less reading comprehension they have, the happier the managers will be . . . plus these kids won't even know to ask for birth control to be covered on their health plans. So - win-win!
I wanted to think that about Jehovah's Witnesses as well, but it's not true.
I don't think Louie's district even has to be gerrymandered. It's West Louisiana, isn't it?
Obviously someone skipped biology class since they confused a ladybug with a ladybird.
I would have been, too, back when I was that age.
If there's no dowry involved, then it'll be dismissed as "too modern".
It would be good for Buddhist homeschooling, but I'm not sure if it would work for Christians.
Too late, the Duggars have already done a made-for-TV version.
Rolling the perfect joint.
The great state of Tejas is likely concerned that--
1. without a proper edumacashun, these kids will never know their Jeebus-given 2nd amendment rights to buy, own, carry, fondle and randomly shoot their gunz to defend freedumz from Gubmint tyrannies, and
2. McD's still needs its slave-laborers to sign their names (gotta know the alphabet, duh!) on contracts they'll never understand agreeing to permanent indentured servitude.
Praise!
Bloody Obama, how are we in Europe going to get all your jobs if your neo-socialist marxist atheist muslim nazis insist on making sure your children can read and write.
Bastard Yanks.
...OBAMAcare strikes again!
I have a sincerely held religious belief that the McIntyres are guilty of a horrific crime.
The older girl had the right idea.
Algebra is for Muzlins.