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bobbert's avatar

But please, please, no "synergy". Please.

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fuflans's avatar

this makes me stabby.

god.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Oh, waiter! I'll take a little palate cleanser in the form of stuffonmycat.com.

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SullivanSt's avatar

The skittles packet blew away.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I'm guessing whoever assigned you this task never read "You Can't Teach A Kid To Ride A Bike At A Seminar".

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

People suck.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I'm writing course outlines for when school starts. Gah. My bullshit meter is maxing out.

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schmannity's avatar

I blame Pussy Galore and Goldfinger.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I'd start by looking for John McNaughton. Perhaps he's run out of fingerpaint.

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