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But please, please, no "synergy". Please.

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this makes me stabby.

god.

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Oh, waiter! I'll take a little palate cleanser in the form of stuffonmycat.com.

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The skittles packet blew away.

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I'm guessing whoever assigned you this task never read "You Can't Teach A Kid To Ride A Bike At A Seminar".

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People suck.

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I'm writing course outlines for when school starts. Gah. My bullshit meter is maxing out.

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I blame Pussy Galore and Goldfinger.

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I'd start by looking for John McNaughton. Perhaps he's run out of fingerpaint.

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