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Enter Ranting's avatar

That's what I don't understand. Did Gavin run out of assholes to sell to? He must not be trying very hard.

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Zuckerberg will never stop being a shit head. It's his brand, and it makes him a lot of money.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Yes, Gavin, your speech was ribald. But was it droll?

gingerwentworth1's avatar

He talks about himself as if he was a well-thought of high-brow, slightly huffy like John Podhoretz or something, and it's all been a terrible mistake. Here he was-- really building up the readership of Commentary magazine-- maintaining contacts with fellow intellectuals abroad, his wife was keeping him to his special diet, but it was really proving effective with his weight loss-- and, out of nowhere this shunning from society at large!! Too much, this cancel culture and so unhealthy for the future of all that we hold dear! And believe me, it could happen to any one of you.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Is this snark? Cause there are lots of A Ladies who invented stuff and also who work with cement.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

So much we have been given!

Bobo Brazil's avatar

The Romans were master concrete engineers. We are still rediscovering their secrets.

ilyas252's avatar

might be the only thing he's good at!

VandeGraf's avatar

Never mock Self-Mockery Club?

DoctorZin's avatar

Those Proud Boys are always picking on largely peaceful Antifa…it’s disgusting…

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Awwww did the mean lady disrespect your little club?

It's so funny when you dickless wonders try to talk tough when everyone knows you're cowards without a mob at your backs.

“The trouble with you, Spode, is that just because you have succeeded in inducing a handful of half-wits to disfigure the London scene by going about in black shorts, you think you’re someone. You hear them shouting ‘Heil, Spode!’ and you imagine it is the Voice of the People. That is where you make your bloomer. What the Voice of the People is saying is: ‘Look at that frightful ass Spode swanking about in footer bags! Did you ever in your puff see such a perfect perisher?’”

Here's a tip - don't want Antifa to oppose you? Easy... don't be fascists.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

"All my fellow sociopaths thought it was hilarious!"

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

What are these "pants" of which you speak?

anomie's avatar

And sadly, he's training them to be little assholes, burdening them with some toxic baggage they'll either hold onto for the rest of their lives or have to work very hard to reject and resist once they're old enough to think independently. But it's always there, in one way or another.