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I always smile when i realize the evil one is gone.

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I like the lady that replied every congressman that wants to control her uterus can't find a clitorus.

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This damned #CadetBoneSpurs Administration has ruined for me every dystopian science-fiction novel ever written. Sad! His single twee about how easy trade wars can be almost makes up for it, though.

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Haha, I was listening to the Feminist Frequency podcast last night, recorded live on the JoCo cruise, where Wil Wheaton made the exact same complaint! He said something along the lines of, "I read that stuff for escapism. Now it's like reading the news."

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DeVos is DeVorst. I think I've said this before, but it bears repeating.

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I think they might have eaten some moldy rye and ingested enough ergot to send them all over the edge.

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I tried reading a thriller about a terror attack on the US with weaponised smallpox. I was going fine until it was time to give the terrifying information to the 4th person to know it...the POTUS.

All I could think was "He'd tweet it". I had to give the book away. Maybe I will be able to read airport thrillers again one day, but not during this administration.

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betsy devos could profit from the attentions of a good taxidermist.

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but . . . but . . . but . . .they make great hammers and i drive one to work every day.

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Like Amway wasn't a big enough scourge on America or her son living out his Rambo fantasies with other people's lives.This broad has to go and grift at the heart of our youth and steal kids lunch money.What a hag!

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I think the Rambo is her brother. But yeah, she's a classic Hag in the faery tale tradition of gaunt evil women who tormented people and liked to eat children.

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You could pretend the President is Martin Sheen or Morgan Freeman. Thats what I do when i need to pictute the president in a fictional novel.

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My bet is on Bannon.

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Is post-tonal the same as 12 tone? Because that 12 tone shit is awful.

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