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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

'“More and more men are withdrawing into the enclave of idleness, pornography, and video games,” said Hawley in 2021.'

Pretty much the ambition of almost every 15-year-old I have known.

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Pixeloid's avatar

I'm in my 60s going into retirement, and that's my ambition. Getting too old for porn, but idleness and video games sounds great. Right now I'm agonizing over the choice between console and PC for gaming.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Same here, 63, last year was my last year of full-time teaching (sped). Idleness is rough for me.

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Thomas Pearce's avatar

The language in P2025 is obviously above the 3rd grade reading level of most MAGAts, so they have to rely on extremist podcasters to tell them how offended they should be by other’s freedoms. They obviously resent drag queens being able to read an advanced book like Poky Puppy.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

The GOP has refined it to 20 bullet(head) points in their new platform.

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M Gazelle's avatar

that would give them an endless supply of porn that they did not have to buy, and therefore not expose themselves for the deviants they are.

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Lola Bouvier's avatar

Well of course this is another fight that has already been fought in court Miller v. California, 413 U.S. 15 (1973). I tire of these fascist confederate reTHUGs trying to redo everything to their own liking. Who the hell do they think they are? See....THIS Is what happens when you keep on giving the bullies, & loud mouths their way.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

What's wrong with banning THE POKY LITTLE PUPPY, whether read by drag queens or not? Listen, I and the other kids in my family read THE POKY LITTLE PUPPY long ago, and it corrupted us completely.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

And that fuquing mouse and his fuquing cookie.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

But have you seen "The Monster at the End of This Book"? It'll haunt your dreams for weeks.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Someone with a strong stomach should check Kevin Roberts's browser history.

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Rev. Paleotectonics's avatar

Stepmother-Coelocanth Aural*.

*in the ear

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Rule 34 never had it so good.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Somebody please check Kevin Roberts' crawlspace, like today.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Should have scrolled down.

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Lucius's avatar

"fascist Christian Nazi moral scolds"

This describes most Christianity.

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Solomon J. Behala's avatar

Some anti-pornography person came to speak to our high school once. First me and my brothers had ever heard of the thing, not that it was ever defined.

In college I took a course on Social Movements and Revolutions. Final project was create your own social movement. One guy did an anti-pornography campaign and what kept running through my head was "There is only one kind of person obsessed with pornography."

Look I'm against pornography. It's distasteful and exploitative. But making it the centerpiece of your public image says more about yourself than the issue.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

“watching porn and playing video games and posting on 4chan about the coming revolution”

14 year old boy in my head - “Coming revolution, lol”

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TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Yepyepyep. They want to make porn illegal, declare being queer inherently pornographic, then put us in camps.

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

*oiling AR 15 while being gay*

They can sure try. Damn is that action crisp and smooth

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

NIGHT SHIFT IS HERE!!!

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Or…we could bring back Quaaludes so people could giggle and fuck lazily for hours.

Uh…or so I have heard.

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TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Thats what weed is for

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Shire Jansen's avatar

Astonishing considering their presumptive candidate had unprotected sex with a porn star, when cheating on his 3rd wife (whom he cheated with on his second wife, whom he cheated with on his first immigrant wife) and today was supposed to be his sentencing day in 34 felony counts of election interference for paying hush money to the porn star so the Evangelicals would vote for him...it would be hysterical if they all (except for the porn star) weren't so terrible. Vote 💙

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Darth Trad's avatar

He's a rapist too. We need to add that to the list.

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Revenant's avatar

If they lock up all the porn "actresses", where will Disgusting Donald find his next girlfriend/rape victim?

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Michael R's avatar

Project 2025's Johnny McEntee on how to give homeless people fake money so they'll get arrested

( file under : punchable faces )

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/olMsBil-Pug?feature=share

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Jim Parker's avatar

I'm convinced that ol' Kev likes to prance around in something silky from Victoria's Secret while watching his collection of kiddie and snuff porn. Anyone want to convince me otherwise?

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