Your Comics Curmudgeon just returned from standing in a mildly long line in the moderately cold weather, to vote, so he is basically history's greatest hero for democracy.
It's "martial" law, strictly speaking. And it is strict.
Anti-coal, since that is not what He'd prefer to leave in your stocking if you're nice.
He's against global warming, since it would melt His Fortress of Solitude at the North Pole.
And He's issued a fatwah declaring total jihad on non-believers, as they are by definition naughty.
And if they can't ignore them, they just Gerrymander them into insignificance.
Definately my favorite Nixon - although Norm was ok.
Gah.
<i>You should obey-Obama will be sending out the New Black Panther to round up stragglers and to search your house....</i>
FTFY.
Santa Claus withdrew when Ryan threatened to shoot the reindeer.
Elvis is Everywhere: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_hkIN38qnY">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Was that Daddy dressed up in a Santa suit - or was it really Santa Claus?
You big silly. You&#039;re supposed to face Mecca WHILE you vote.
Don&#039;t blame me - I voted for Summer.
It&#039;s &quot;martial&quot; law, strictly speaking. And it is strict.
Anti-coal, since that is not what He&#039;d prefer to leave in your stocking if you&#039;re nice.
He&#039;s against global warming, since it would melt His Fortress of Solitude at the North Pole.
And He&#039;s issued a fatwah declaring total jihad on non-believers, as they are by definition naughty.
And if they can&#039;t ignore them, they just Gerrymander them into insignificance.
Definately my favorite Nixon - although Norm was ok.
Gah.
<i>You should obey-Obama will be sending out the New Black Panther to round up stragglers and to search your house....</i>
FTFY.
Santa Claus withdrew when Ryan threatened to shoot the reindeer.
Elvis is Everywhere: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_hkIN38qnY">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Was that Daddy dressed up in a Santa suit - or was it really Santa Claus?
You big silly. You&#039;re supposed to face Mecca WHILE you vote.
Don&#039;t blame me - I voted for Summer.