Your Comics Curmudgeon just returned from standing in a mildly long line in the moderately cold weather, to vote, so he is basically history's greatest hero for democracy. Though ultimately another vote for Barry Soetero was saved onto an inscrutable smartcard that will presumably be thrown directly in the garbage, a last-minute once-over of the ballot revealed another candidate deserving of our attention, despite the oppressive liberal media blackout. Can you really afford to not vote for someone who is all-knowing and also brings you presents annually? Find out the shocking truth, after the jump!
It's "martial" law, strictly speaking. And it is strict.
Anti-coal, since that is not what He'd prefer to leave in your stocking if you're nice.
He's against global warming, since it would melt His Fortress of Solitude at the North Pole.
And He's issued a fatwah declaring total jihad on non-believers, as they are by definition naughty.
And if they can't ignore them, they just Gerrymander them into insignificance.
Definately my favorite Nixon - although Norm was ok.
Gah.
<i>You should obey-Obama will be sending out the New Black Panther to round up stragglers and to search your house....</i>
FTFY.
Santa Claus withdrew when Ryan threatened to shoot the reindeer.
Elvis is Everywhere: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_hkIN38qnY">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Was that Daddy dressed up in a Santa suit - or was it really Santa Claus?
You big silly. You&#039;re supposed to face Mecca WHILE you vote.
Don&#039;t blame me - I voted for Summer.