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What, specifically, are the classic cars that Joel Osteen owns?

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For one a Mercedes Benz G-Wagen, a Rolls Royce and he has never denied owning a Ferrari only that it is the one in the picture. He also has a yacht and an Airbus 319

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Proof? Specifically for the Airbus. I remember when this bogus story came out, the picture of his "jet" was actually a picture of someone else's Falcon 900.

And a yacht? Don't tell me your source is the "Joel Osteen Floated Down A Flooded Houston On His Yacht During Hurricane Harvey" story! Although, that DOES seem to be the level of your "research", LOL.

Let's see your proof. Where did you get this information from?

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My mom calls the churches where everyone keeps quiet and not react "the chosen frozen"

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You keep on citing Mr Osteen's own propaganda. Check the Federal Air Registry sometime, you'll find that jet there.

Claiming that a satirical article making a joke of Mr Osteen's ownership does not prove the claim false, it merely proves you do not understand satire.

I note you have ignored the fact that for mainstream Christians Mr Osteen is a heretic.

Why does this false preacher not sell all he owns to aid those less fortunate than himself? Matthew 19:21, Luke 12:33, Luke 18:22 (links go to Bible Hub)

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Oh, now it's all SATIRE?!? LOL. it sure wasn't satire when you were making allegations and posting spurious claims.

I see what you did in your first paragraph. I'm sure the JET is there. Of course, you failed to cite its ownership. Clever! But since you've clearly already checked it out, why don't you post the link to the registration of whatever tail number the jet has? Let's see who owns it.

In fact, kindly post two links: (1) a link displaying the jet you have checked on; and (2) the link revealing the FAA registration information on it.

1...2...3...go!

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As you are so lazy - do it yourself. Cultist's like you need the thinking exercise.

Also deny the multi-million dollar compound Osteen owns outright. I'm sure you can say that is just a duplex.

I repeat he is breaking the instructions that the Bible says Jesus gave regarding holding wealth. He ignores Isaiah 25:4 because he has not been "... been a refuge for the poor, a refuge for the needy in their distress, a shelter from the storm and a shade from the heat.' and he is seen as a heretic by other Christians

At best he is a hypocrite at worst a scam artist

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Oh my gosh, I just won the bet I made with my wife! I bet her that within no more than two posts, your defense of your indefensible accusations would be, "LOOK IT UP YOURSELF!!1!!111!!!!!"

Are you really 69+? Because you're using debating...well actually trolling techniques favored by the teen set.

C'mon - let's see the N number of the jet that you say you saw listed on the Federal Air Registry. You weren't lying about that, were you?

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Another lie when there have been at least 6 posts by myself - and multiple links supplied.

Look it up yourself is perfectly defensible when I have provided several posts pointing to Mr Osteen's use of an heretical Prosperity Gospel theology - as understood by other Christians - and included links. I have pointed to your misrepresentation of the status of Mr Osteen's ownership cars and trucks. You have made claims about his private jets (yes, plural) despite Mr Osteen being proud to be pictured inside and alongside such aircraft. His multimillion dollar private compound is famous.

In one area I have found a reason for your scepticism and that is the claim regarding sailing into Houston on his yacht - a claim made by the, right wing, satirical publication the Babylon Bee. Of course I made no such claim, only that he owned a yacht.

All of this merely points to Mr Osteen scamming you, his congregants and subscribers to his TV channel. It points to his conspicuous consumption despite his rare, small change for him, donations to good causes.

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Misrepresentation - again you bear false witness. I made no claims about my using satire only that satirical sources made certain claims. Ownership of the jet, strange that Mr Osteen boasts about him and his family using it for private trips and is happy to be photographed inside it.

I repeat, you are too lazy and too inculcated into the cult of Osteen to do things for yourself. Here's a hint, the jet is owned by a private trust.

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Ah! You're a "Do your own research" person. So following the logical train of thought, you're also unvaccinated, an anti-masker and who knows what else. Why are you here?

But you are here, so let's deal with you. Post the N number. That's all you need to do. Post it.

I mean, you DO have it, right? You'd have to have it in order to find it on the Registry, or claim to know who owns this particular jet. So just post the N number, because I'm sure an upstanding gentleman like you would NEVER lie about something.

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Thank you for admitting to claiming that he owns a yacht. Now, provide the proof behind your claim. What's the name of the vessel? What's its registration number? As I've said before, you surely possess this knowledge because only a liar would post such a claim without the proof to back it up.

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No because you will, as with other evidences ignore it.

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No because you will ignore it

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Oh man, that is rich! "I have the proof but I won't post it because you'll ignore it"? I have to hand it to you, you're doing every inventive dance possible to keep from admitting total and complete failure.

You don't have any proof. You know it. I know it. Everyone still reading this thread (God help them) knows it.

There's only one thing left for you to do in order to avoid utter humiliation and unbridled contempt on Wonkette:

Delete your account and come back with a new ID.

You're at the point now that, if you were a Japanese samurai, you'd be committing hari kari.

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LOL, I guess you didn't read your own links. Here's a quote from your second one: "Nor, unlike some televangelists, do they (the Osteens) own a private jet."

Gee, I wonder whose jet you found - you know, the one for which you have but won't disclose the tail number? LOL.

I'd expect trolling of this pathetic level on a radical right-wing Republican board but if you're going to troll on Wonkette, at least do us the favor of stepping your game up.

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