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The ineffable Barbara Bain salutes this hammering with a sprightly rendition of "Ten Tiny Toes."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTII-L4bv2c

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FAFO is the PB's slogan? I'm hoping that's like, in the past, as much as I've seen it used by people who are the opposite of PBs

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"However, prosecutors were unable to prove that Toese directly hurt anyone physically."

So, the "Manson" defense?

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I hated hearing this piece of fascist flotsam is called Tusitala. That's what the Samoans called Robert Louis Stevenson. It means "teller of tales" and it was an accolade of respect. As a huge Stevenson fan I'm sorry Toese was given the name.

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Sorry. It’s going to have to be reeducation camps or lifelong incarceration for MAGA. They’re broken people & we just don’t have time to argue, fix, or work with them anymore. Again, sorry if it’s inhumane, but we unfortunately have to start handling these people like they’re already dead because in a way, they are. We should consider ourselves lucky someone as worthless and stupid as donald trump flushed them all out in the open for us. Think of how much more effective we could be as a nation if the GOP & its low-information bigoted base were simply carved out of our existence like a rotten tumor.

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Another non-white person who considers himself whiter than Kirstie Alley.

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WTAF does any of them have in which to take pride? Whiteness? Not all of them, Katie.

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Apparently Toese has never looked in a mirror and considered his eventual fate in a white fascist dictatorship. Prison should clarify that for him.

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He thought that the leopard wouldn't eat his face.

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I know people (who weren't there) who swear to this day that the Antifa lib woke mob burned Portland to the ground, with not a stick left standing but a few Starbucks and the Communist Youth Party Headquarters building.

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My lord these PB's are a portly bunch. Whose pizzas? Our pizzas!

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Pizza Boys!

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Two points

1) "the tedious Proud Boys catch phrase, “fuck around and find out.”"

They do not get to own FAFO! It is OUR CHATCHPHRASE for TFG and his Minions.

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2) The Proud Boyz are from the fucking "Couv.' None of them actually live in The Rose City.

So fuck them and their "intention" to "protect" Portland....

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I'm kinda disappointed that the prosecutor used "Antifa" instead of anti-Fascist.

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Yeah, I know my name has Antifa

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I'm glad we've progressed to the point where black assholes can be just as awful as white assholes.

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Looks to me like he's Polynesian (maybe Samoan?), but when it comes down to the wire, those violent creeps won't count him as white, and he'll be treated as their enemy just like any other non-lilywhite person.

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Just like my attorney!

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A Pacific Islander who considers himself a pasty white guy.

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I'm glad we've progressed to the point where black assholes can be just as awful as white assholes.

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Oh no, those right wing losers are not getting FAFO, it's far too useful and fun.

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Plus, they do all the fucking-around part.

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And drop by drop they find out.

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