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And also loves filming himself shoving dildos up his ass.

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Fabulous!

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Here's a suggestion for our friend Gavin. Such a small leap from a Proud Boy to a Pride Boy, no?

http://www.winterpridemaspa...

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"deep labial rose"

You win!

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Somehow I think Madoff's religion may have played a part in his exposure.

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Don't forget: Les Moonves doesn't care if Trump lies for free on his station. As long as he sells ads.

ALL televisual media operates on the same wavelength. MSNBC does, too. The only way to free your mind from the 100-percent manipulation that is televisual media is to turn it off completely and rediscover reading your news online. I usually find out about news stories faster than my "I'll wait 'til I see it on TRMS" friends.

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"Quack," said Milkshake Duck mournfully.

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I'd think their personalities would be repellant enough.

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I think if you heated a glass tumbler and pressed it down on those li'l things you might suck them out to a B.

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The depths of the Amazon jungle. Repellentless.

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I DO so wish he could hear this in his soft pink flesh. It might make them blush a deep labial rose.

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Has he ever been on a boat that's not a ferry or cruise ship?

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Does this mean Facebook is learning?

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I am not an alpha male. In fact, I'm what people like him call a beta cuck. But I get up early and exercise hard nearly every morning. And I can state without question that ( even at my advanced age) my figure is more 'male' than his. And considerably so.

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You can tell Gavin is a pirate wannabe. He has a beard with a handlebar moustache and a sunken chest.

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Yes, Those are not the pecs of an alpha male.

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