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NH is for ๐Ÿฆก๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ's avatar

Waitโ€ฆthereโ€™s clown porn? Why didnโ€™t I know?!? Thereโ€™s my weekend plans set then.

Devon Williams's avatar

I want them to make a whole line of pride merchandise bearing their name, it's literally perfect.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

๐ผ โ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘™๐‘‘ ๐‘–๐‘› ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘š๐‘๐‘ก ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘ฆ ๐‘š๐‘œ๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘ , ๐‘—๐‘ข๐‘‘๐‘”๐‘š๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘ , ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘  ๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘ ๐‘ข๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘›๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘š๐‘’.โ€

Anybody else getting carpal tunnel worries from all the involuntary wanking motions?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. This is wonderful news; a true Nice Time. One of the street vendors in The Bronx today had a yellow and black plaid shirt. No one was buying.

marydn's avatar

"I hold in contempt any motions, judgments, and orders issued against me."

You know, little man, you can go to prison for contempt of court. Just a thought in passing.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Step 1: "You're not the boss of me!

Step 2: Deliberately sell Proud Boys merchandise in violation of the court order to show the Court and church that they're not the boss of him.

Step 3: FO.

Bupkus231's avatar

" โ€œAs a follower of Jesus Christ..." Right there, Enrique Tarrio has exposed his lying fucking ass.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Jesus can't seem to get away from his followers no matter what he does.

ER's avatar

I fricking love this.

Also, Tarrio should put down the metaphors; he's only gonna hurt himself.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Always lift with the knees.

Lisa Hoffman's avatar

I was going to just say STFU, Tarrio, but you folks are so much more creative! LMAO!!!

GrannysKnitting's avatar

this is a kind of perfect justice - they try to claim no moneeeez so the judge lets the church seize the means of production

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I don't see why they're complaining. There are plenty of white supremacist groups out there they can join up.

Those groups will gladly accept them, always viewing them as loser, johnny-come-lately wannabees, but they'll accept them into their ranks.

Move on.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Are MAGAts still claiming Tarrio is a fed?

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Suddenly they're all about separation of church and state.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

They're really quick to scream, "IRS!" when a church says something they disagree with.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

โ€œThe judge's conduct in this case necessitates impeachment and investigation. Their actions..."

THEIR? I'ma stop you right there.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'll back up a little and note that, if it is necessary, it makes more sense to have an investigation and then an impeachment.

You kind of have to gather your facts for the Articles of Impeachment.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Yes. Good catch. These are not really people who think about process and procedure much.

Stephen St John's avatar

Kennedy: "It's USAID today, it's going to be the Department of Education tomorrow.โ€ Hmm, kinda reminds me of "today Germany, tomorrow the world."

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

So, next up for an extensive and intrusive IRA audit would be the Metropolitan AME Church. Jesus wept.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Hey! It's a random thing, completely devoid of any politics or favoritism.

It was completely coincidental that the two previous heads of the FBI, both fired by the President, came up in the shuffle.

No different than getting two Springsteen songs in a row.