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I may have "enhanced" the moment. Check the originals, there are some serious heels under ..um..THAT

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Well, if COVID19 wants to do us a favor, these guys are willing to be a part of that....

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Right? In this depiction they both showed up and someone dropped a hanky and yelled "Shoot!", they can't be much more than 10' apart. Tricky setup, you have to watch the hanky guy AND the guy who wants you dead with the pistol.

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Oh please let karma make them Darwin Award winners.

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The rug is probably lasered off, any way. I still don't want to know.

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...and make them sandwiches."

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I don't wish covid-19 on these assholes, but if they get it I will allow myself a little smirk of schadenfreude before I start worrying about how many people they've infected, and how many more the people they infected have infected, and so on and so on until we're all dead. Fuck.

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by "all kinds" we mean anti-vaxxers, QAnon people, white nationalists, neo-Confederate groups, your average unaffiliated selfish Trumpist asshole who can't conceive of why they should have to go perm-less just because it might save a few lives, and, of course, people who are all of these things at once. Probably most of them are all of these things at once.

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Ugh. What do they have to be proud of? Whiteness? Idiocy?

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What's wrong with flip flops ?

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Lookin' forward to the next proud BOY rally. I want to get up inside their hot bodies soooo bad! Via the lungs this time though. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Also, command-click (which should open a new tab in the background) for stories on the front page broke, as if they were all coded to target=this or something. Not true for all links, but it disrupted my pattern (which is to open new tabs for all the stories I haven't read since I last left, then read through them in order) (and then go back to the homepage to see if something new has been posted, then refresh, then go to an open thread, then ... uh, never mind).

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Knowing five brands of cereal, respecting the entrepreneur (tha fock?).

It's not so much that these are things to be proud of, as ... well, there isn't anything else, you see.

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These protesters are just right wing serial killers. Spreading disease to kill people.

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Oh baby, frites in a paper cone!!

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