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Well, in my opinion, MissTaken is kind of a pistol, so yeah.

Edit: I mean, there are pictures available, not that she is.

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UC Berkeley has some of the worst College Republicans in the country, despite being UC Berkeley. I figure it's the same principle at work here.

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Or to Wayne "Squeaky" La Pienis.

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no, you're thinking of that Jeff Bridges movie, the Big Bumpski

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they're on the Obamaphone to the Waffle House as we speak...

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I was a little worried that 60 rounds with the AR-15 wouldn't provide enough protection. Checking around, though, I find you can easily pick up more 30-round clips for around $14 each. (Lowest price quoted was $8.95, but they were out of stock at the moment.)

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Instead of boring lunch boxes, kids can now express their personalities with neat-o gun decorations. Get the Star Wars guys on this pronto.

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Because IHOP is actually the International House of Frogs- frog being a code word for filthy, commie, soshulist, cheese eating surrender monkey Frenchmen.

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that poor diet and excercise regimen is how they filled up those stadiums- there never were that many of them, just lots and lots of real estate per Hoveround riding wngnut butt

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The guns are on display at the local pawn shop. Are they second-hand?

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The NRA and gun rights people worry so much about a "slippery slope". We're already on a slippery slope, but it's running the other way.

Guns don't kill people, bullets do. Outlaw bullets. Nothin' about that in the plain language of Constitution is there>

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AR-15s and - scones?

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