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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

I really don't see how Donnie-Two-Scoops would be an asset to anyone...for anything...ever.

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

I love that song!! Didn't she choke on a ham sandwich and fall out the window? I'm a bit confused. I'm very old.

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Slamtundra's avatar

I'd probably spend most of it on fast cars, liquor, and women. The rest I'd probably just waste.

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Slamtundra's avatar

That Ghazi guy, he's trouble I'll tell you what.

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Delu's avatar

To Putin and any enemies of America I can see how he's their asset.

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Delu's avatar

Might be the latter.

Remember he ACTUALLY released his nothingburger memo that actually contradicted the base claim about the dossier being the cause for the Trump Russia investigations.

He might truly believe that the full report will exonerate Trump which is why he is behind it. Probably didn't even read the redacted one which already shows that Trump actually obstructed justice.

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Take The E Out of Hate's avatar

UI - Useful Idiot

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Smibo's avatar

Woe unto Dumbass Don, once Putin arrives at the inevitable conclusion that he's more of a Russian liability than a Russian asset.

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phoenix00's avatar

Donald Trump. IS. A Russian intelligence asset.

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Steely_Fan's avatar

I'm sure she was shocked to learn that juicy tidbit. Lead poisoning in Flint - who'd a thunk it?

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Steely_Fan's avatar

Everything he does is a tell.

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kmblue187's avatar

I'd go with that definition.

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kmblue187's avatar

"Dupe" might work too. At long last, Trump is a dupe, when he's spent a lifetime conning others.

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Professor Fate's avatar

remember watching that show as a little kid. Of course got none of the jokes.

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george lastrapes's avatar

Impeachment is nothing compared to impalement.

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santyclz's avatar

probably just fritter. FTFY

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