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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

I had a realization yesterday. We currently have Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, and Superior. After this stupid change, we will have Superior, Huron, America, Michigan, and Erie. We can go from teaching grade school children HOMES to SHAME.

Hawkeye91's avatar

I say this as a Canadian, who like many of my fellow CountryPeople, can hold a grudge forever... "Century" better be defined as "To Infinity and Beyond".

Graham Cracker's avatar

Surprisingly, the shells spell out 86 47!

Daydream Believer's avatar

I haven't seen anything like this since Emperor Caligula declared war on the god Neptune and collected seashells as loot.

John Sweet's avatar

Me, before coffee: “Wait, he drew a *duck* on a map? Is Lake Ontario shaped like a duck?”

“… oh.”

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

And I thought Soros was unattractive.

marcus816's avatar

It is so much fun having a Preznit who is a dementia-addled fucking moron (with dementia).

Bob Abbey's avatar

As someone who uses Canva every day in my job, that map is some serious amateur shit.

Needs Caffeine's avatar

Resident Indigenous pedant here. Ontario is from a Wendat word. Wendat is an Iroquoian language, like English is a Germanic language or Castillian is a Romance language.

Rad's avatar

I am back on this one for the moment. WHY the GOOD FUCK is this being covered as a SERIOUS NEWS ITEM by every media outlet? It was all over the news last night like it was some... real thing! WHEN will they actually start saying "This is another example of the glaring mental incompetence and narcissism of Mr. Trump."

Stop giving the man the spotlight for this garbage!!! DO YOUR JOB!!!!

Bojan Korsika's avatar

Could Donald Trump sign an executive order removing himself from office as President of the United States?

Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

And just like that, the Strait of America opened to oil tankers.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Cheap bully throws tantrum over being ignored.

boo radley's avatar

I note the intelligence doesn't have to be good.

Sue Garcia's avatar

So sad and humiliating to have this jackass lead our country.

ShrillKitty's avatar

The Canadians (and their government officials) have shot off a few responses, including the possibilities of "Lake Epstein" and "Lake Natalie."

https://substack.com/@jefftiedrich/p-212721688

Bob Abbey's avatar

I like Lake Obama. It would keep the "O," preserve the HOMES mnemomic, AND piss Trump off.

eddi-SABH's avatar

The governor of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer, liked that first idea.