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Lucidamente's avatar

Didn’t Doug Ford also respond to the Lake America nonsense by posting a map of Lake Michigan with the name changed to Lake Epstein?

If so, a grateful nation salutes you, Doug Ford.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Cheeto just handed the democrats senate seats in Michigan and Maine.

LOU LOU's avatar

Trump is an abomination, entirely lacking a single thing that does not cause instinctive disgust. Whatever his ancestors did to cause him to turn out this way should be studied to learn how to prevent another like him ever manifesting again.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Knocked down with Covid all week but had to log in for this story.

Apparently, he signed an additional executive order renaming a lake in Peru. From now on, it will be known as

Lake Tittycacapeepeepoopoo

Natalie helped with that one.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

It'll be lakes all the way down.

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

Canada controls the only way to transit between Lakes Erie and Ontario unless you go over Niagara Falls. Maybe Trump will seize the Welland Canal.

LOU LOU's avatar

Probably thinking about it. There has been some analysis done on what would happen if USA invaded Canada. It would basically be like Afghanistan, a war that can never be won because Canadian insurgents would be impossible to eradicate. An invasion of Canada to take control would bankrupt USA.-not that this would stop Trump and he would get credit for another bankruptcy.

Gammarae's avatar

why should carney care? about 70 years ago, i learned from my elementary school teacher that when she crossed the border into canada, and they asked her about her citizenship, she said "i'm an american" and they said "so are we". not being a magat, she remained calm, and explained to us that she had to clarify that she was a US citizen.

so knock yourself out with this stupidity, trump, it isn't the burn you imagine.

Ron Spangler's avatar

77 million Americans thought this was the best idea. We can't forget that.

Stephen St John's avatar

I can never get over what a slimy piece of sh*t he is.

Brianna Amore's avatar

Just another day in the open-air lunatic asylum known as America.

Erin's avatar

Google, on the other hand, unlike actual news organizations, are more than happy to tuck their balls in a mayonnaise jar in the back of the fridge and change their map for people accessing Google Maps from the US. Fucking weenies.

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

In 1945, Germany had just finished a war that they started, which had killed about 60 million people, including six million Jews and at least that number of Slavs for no reason at all other than shits and giggles. By 1955, they were back in the club and were pardoning nearly all of their war criminals, because the dead are dead and we were all tired of hearing about that stuff.

To be hated for a century, the US would have to start a nuclear war or something. (Don't anyone tell Mango Mussolini that.)

Ron Spangler's avatar

The world know the American electorate can and will fuck it up again. We're unreliable, and it doesn't take a lot of us to enable things like this.

Erin's avatar

They did make some pretty important changes in the mean time, namely making Nazi shit and Nazi parties illegal, and creating an entire federal department called the Department of Constitutional Protection which bans groups that act in ways counter to the democratic system. The Proud Boys wouldn't be allow to exist in Germany. Heck, Scientology is illegal in Germany as a threat to the constitutional order.

RocktonSam's avatar

In school we learned...

Huron

Ontario

Michigan

Erie

Superior

HOMES.

HAMES makes no sense.

Shouldn't Natalie be putting him down for his nap now?

tehbaddr's avatar

All hail puffy eyed pumpkin head Dear Leader Yam Tits!

Rags's avatar

Tropical storm Dolly is headed north. I sure hope Maralago isn't in its path and gets blown down, scattering secret documents all over S Florida.

I sure hope

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

No it won't. Dolly was a big fan of his, I hear.

/s

notanncoulter's avatar

"...and we would add that the US’s influence on the world is waning with every passing nanosecond."

FIFY.

Vic's avatar

In talking to the press, Trump calls it "The Lake of America" over and over.

The man-child was never very bright, but he clearly has some brain issues.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

He’s so proud of his latest troll! Natalie has probably praised him for it.