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Let’s play a game:

Name something that happened a week ago.

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Agencies aren't allowed to withhold aid because the "president" has a racist rage-boner over Puerto Ricans

FIFY. For outer-borough assholes of his generation who saw the first major migration of Puerto Ricans into NYC, they were considered worse than n----rs because they didn't always speak English.

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NEEDS MOAR GRIMDARK https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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For further cruel irony, consider that the Jones Act was 100 years old in 2017. This law gave U.S. citizenship to residents of Puerto Rico.

Happy birthday.

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Don't they have bootstraps?

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Build the wall! A sea wall.

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Add to that the fact that he doesn't own any trash palaces on the island, and his sole venture into licensing his name to brand a golf resort failed hard.

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How much will Puerto Rican politicians steal?

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For the 2017 disaster, not the earthquake this month.

My sarcasm reflex was going to ask that very question. JHFC.

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If only the Puerto Ricans had some dirt on Hunter Biden, they would've gotten their money a lot faster.

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"We're not releasing disaster relief money to their government because their government is corrupt," says corrupt government.

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It's hard to get money to a place surrounded by water! Won't anybody think of the ocean?...

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Yeah, Trump gets to STFU and GTFO about corruption and nepotism forever and ever amen

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And not just any water! Big water! So much water you couldn't even believe! More water than has ever surrounded any island, that I can tell you.

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But he won't...

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Okay, I get that it's a lot of water, but how is that big water in terms of wetness?

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