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Logic of Color's avatar

Representation in congress might help with this, if they had it

"M"'s avatar

We did try that. There was still enough uninvestigated cheating to give "I'll Teach My Kids To Build A Wall" DeSantis and Skeletor Scott the governorship and junior senator's seat.

We're going to need some help. Statehood, maybe.

"M"'s avatar

We were just talking about that.

Still has to get past the Senate.

Which is why some of us were screaming about a (D) Senatorial majority back in November and the grounds to push for it in TX, FL, MO, and IN, just for *starters* ... but nobody with the authority to DO anything about it wanted to hear it.

phoenix00's avatar

But adding $1.9 trillion to the debt is A-OK.

Swampay's avatar

Our government is tipping steadily from fucked up to evil.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Women are people-adjacent, which should count for something!

CrimsonKnightOfRebellion's avatar

Fuck all the insecure Trump supporters (and the few assholes off to the side) who are okay with this. And no, not necessarily with votes.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Once again I will repeat my offer: hey, Puerto Rico, why not ditch the US and become a Canadian province? You'd get full representation, all sorts of 'have-not province' aid from Ottawa, and a HUGE influx of Canadian tourists who'd love to go somewhere warm without worrying about the exchange rate or passports. Play your cards right and some day Spanish could become our third official language. Oh, and you can keep your flag too. We won't insist on your changing the star to a leaf.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It's been evil for a lil while, it's just way more noticeable now.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

We need to start a rumour that PR is the REAL Holy Land.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Might as well, you lost the War on Drugs ages ago.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Since when is that an improvement?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Maybe if they were allowed to vote the gummint would start caring.

Serai 1's avatar

Ew, no thanks. You go right ahead, though, if that's your idea of a good time.

Serai 1's avatar

When Twitler's assets are liquidated, they should all go to Puerto Rico.

AK's avatar

And not the girl.