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theblackdog's avatar

Ah, he's using Internet math.

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I'm convinced that people like her who get all offended about having to explain it to their kids have kids that either didn't notice or necessarily care what it was until the adults started to freak the hell out.

I remember a picture of a NextDoor post going around a month ago about a dude who was pissed his neighbors had named their wi-fi "All cops are buttholes" because his grandson started crying when he saw what it said. I'm like "No, he's probably crying because he asked what a butthole is and you screamed or slapped him for saying it."

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Purely by coincidence, Ramos discovered that he now has enough cash to retire comfortably.

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Oh I'm sure Governor Voldemort will find a way to screw it up for them before he leaves.

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Isn't he supposed to start out with "I never thought this would happen to me, but..."?

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He'll change his name to Richard and it will be just fine.

Shananigan's avatar

Huh, interesting. But that makes sense since it works the other way around when moving Stateside.

Poly_Ester's avatar

So Whitefish Energy will soon have a third employee? Increasing its staff by 50%?

Red Richmond's avatar

The Electric Light Orchestra, after they brought down the house?

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

This is going to throw a bit of a wrench into the Republican plan to privatise the entire island and turn it into a Trump golf course.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Funny, it was the badger where I STARTED being interested.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Surely his joke of an 'administration' needs someone who can be 'his Poo-er-tow Ree-can.'

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Is there anyone in the US whose job that might be?

SDGeoff3's avatar

I see bars in this man's future, and it's not the scotch and soda kind, either.

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Kansas, in the middle of an execution, for lunch break?