99 Comments
User's avatar
Mavenmaven's avatar

Who is running the power for all the cremation masking the true number of dead?

Expand full comment
MynameisBlarney's avatar

I've actually heard white people claim that they're the most discriminated against.

Since I'm white too, I had to immediately laugh in their face then proceed to ridicule them harshly.

Expand full comment
Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Nice lack of citations, Dok "Feminazi!" Zoom. That's just the way all you feminists are. It's fine that Ryan Zinke's buddy's wife was given a no bid contract.

Expand full comment
Mr. Tusks, Esq.'s avatar

PREPA has their own corruption to consider for going with this in the first place. They'd like to avoid prying eyes just as much, I think.

Expand full comment
bubbuhh's avatar

Ricardo Ramos should go to work for Whitefish in Montana also too. Or, mebbe, prison.

Expand full comment
bubbuhh's avatar

The 900+ cremations since Maria hit wuz ackshully all vampires on vacation. So, entirely nacherul n no electrizzity involved.

Expand full comment
bubbuhh's avatar

You one of them Rooshian bridez tryin to get sum affirmative action frum dick joked MRAs?

Expand full comment
jmhm's avatar

The guy who started the California secession movement moved to Russia as soon as his russian bride got her green card.

Expand full comment
hornheat,  IronGoddessOfMercy's avatar

For a long time it looked like the governor of PR was kissing drumpf's ass, because he refused to say anything bad about the relief efforts. Nice to see he's had enough.

Expand full comment
goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

It really sucks to have your companies 300 million dollar contract cancelled before you even have time to hirer your personal ball washer.

Expand full comment
goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

I know right, just when you think you can afford to switch to name brand catsup they pull the rug out from under you.

Expand full comment
The Librarian's avatar

I do like some tasty white fish now and again but this Whitefish will leave you gassy and unfulfilled. I wouldn't trust Nurse Amanda with my i.v. either. She might rip it out to give it to someone she deemed more worthy.

Expand full comment
Upright Ape's avatar

"Whitefishgate" has a lovely ring to it.....maybe 'Ol Bob Mueller otta be lookin' up the Zinkster's butt with a microscope just to see what skeletons reside.

Expand full comment
Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Reading the indictment... Very Good Reading... Clear... Straight-forward... Paragraph 24, after Manafort had given the lobbyists he had hired a bowl of horse pucky to tell pesky reporters tracking Manafort's illegal lobbying scheme, one batch of the hired lobbyists said: "there's alot of email traffic that has you much more involved than this [horse pucky] suggests." A. That's actually a pretty nice way to say that the email history doesn't at all fit the lies you want us to tell. And B. Saying that pretty-well said thing in email is kinda funny...

Expand full comment
sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

And, of course, the other firm involved is the law firm of Dewey, Cheathem, and Howe.

Expand full comment
Parakeetist's avatar

Mmm

Expand full comment