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Who is running the power for all the cremation masking the true number of dead?

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I've actually heard white people claim that they're the most discriminated against.

Since I'm white too, I had to immediately laugh in their face then proceed to ridicule them harshly.

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Nice lack of citations, Dok "Feminazi!" Zoom. That's just the way all you feminists are. It's fine that Ryan Zinke's buddy's wife was given a no bid contract.

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PREPA has their own corruption to consider for going with this in the first place. They'd like to avoid prying eyes just as much, I think.

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Ricardo Ramos should go to work for Whitefish in Montana also too. Or, mebbe, prison.

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The 900+ cremations since Maria hit wuz ackshully all vampires on vacation. So, entirely nacherul n no electrizzity involved.

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You one of them Rooshian bridez tryin to get sum affirmative action frum dick joked MRAs?

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The guy who started the California secession movement moved to Russia as soon as his russian bride got her green card.

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For a long time it looked like the governor of PR was kissing drumpf's ass, because he refused to say anything bad about the relief efforts. Nice to see he's had enough.

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It really sucks to have your companies 300 million dollar contract cancelled before you even have time to hirer your personal ball washer.

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I know right, just when you think you can afford to switch to name brand catsup they pull the rug out from under you.

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I do like some tasty white fish now and again but this Whitefish will leave you gassy and unfulfilled. I wouldn't trust Nurse Amanda with my i.v. either. She might rip it out to give it to someone she deemed more worthy.

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"Whitefishgate" has a lovely ring to it.....maybe 'Ol Bob Mueller otta be lookin' up the Zinkster's butt with a microscope just to see what skeletons reside.

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Reading the indictment... Very Good Reading... Clear... Straight-forward... Paragraph 24, after Manafort had given the lobbyists he had hired a bowl of horse pucky to tell pesky reporters tracking Manafort's illegal lobbying scheme, one batch of the hired lobbyists said: "there's alot of email traffic that has you much more involved than this [horse pucky] suggests." A. That's actually a pretty nice way to say that the email history doesn't at all fit the lies you want us to tell. And B. Saying that pretty-well said thing in email is kinda funny...

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And, of course, the other firm involved is the law firm of Dewey, Cheathem, and Howe.

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Mmm

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