I can relate to oddly numbered toes in that, thanks to genetic quirk on my mother's side of the family, I was born with webbed second and third toes on both feet. I leave puzzling footprints at the beach.
I was listening to NPR on Saturday, Radiolab I think, and they were reading a short story about God deciding they were over humanity and giving all humans 30 days to decide what animal they would want to be. The characters were struggling to decide what they wanted to be and all I could think was "How is that hard? Obviously I would be a CAT." (Although maybe being a cat with no humans would not be so cushy. Still, I am going with cat.)
Can someone send a letter to my cardiologist and give me a hall pass?
(I kid, have not had that crap since 2005, we marked the calendar. Kids wanted to try it, we said ok, but you won’t like it. They agreed, no one finished the food).
Doesn't McDonald's already have enough grease? Also, will anyone other than American tourists, who can no longer afford to travel, go to the McDonald's in Greece?
We've had a tortie-kitty stroll through the yard and around the house since late last year. There are also two whole males in the area, a patch tabby and a tan mackerel tabby. Last night the tortie came around to drink fresh water and brought with her four kittens, roughly 8 weeks old, two black and two gray/white. Cute as can be. Mama is keeping a close watch but letting them play on our patio. The trick will be rounding this crew up for a trip to the no-kill shelter for ear tipping, neutering/spaying and ultimately re-homing. They're not comfortable with us yet so it'll be a process.
I used to like Yahoo! Finance because it had a layout that was easy to read, browse, and had decent financial news. I don't know what they did to it, but it's an incomprehensible mess now, like most "ticker" sites.
Itty bitty kitty! Your hed gif info, with moar kittens: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/a-kittens-life
And the meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/9b3bb2c7-58fa-491d-b68d-7d67db5c1c42
What a Good Girl she is!
I'll just lay here all comfy and watch my sibs flake out.
Kitty on back has full belly.
That kitten is the definition of milk drunk.
That kitten on the right should be named "Oblomov."
You win the web today. Already. GRIN
I'm going to try to be zen like Zen Kitten.
I'm going to fail.
I wish I had a tail so I could nap while entertaining the wee ones.
That chill little kitten looks like a cartoon!
A Polydactyl Cat
has too many toes
which always comes in handy
when she needs to scratch her nose
KITTIES!!
😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
"Will you just STOP, Carl? I'm tryin' to sleep here!"
Awwww. Bast bless.
I MUST pet the belly........I MUST pet the belly.........AIEEEEEEE!
It's a trap!
Like a bear trap, except lined with fish hooks.
I can relate to oddly numbered toes in that, thanks to genetic quirk on my mother's side of the family, I was born with webbed second and third toes on both feet. I leave puzzling footprints at the beach.
Future paleontologists will write dissertations about the odd humanoid tracks...
I'm a little jealous
Are you related to the Creature of the Black Lagoon, maybe?
I live one lagoon over. My lagoon is American flag blue.
🎶 Blue lagoon, you saw me standing alone, on all these toes of my own ...
Bellies up!
SMOL KITTEHS!!!
Some days I want nothing more than to be that kitten stretched out flat on my back, blissfully snoozing through the chaos.
I was listening to NPR on Saturday, Radiolab I think, and they were reading a short story about God deciding they were over humanity and giving all humans 30 days to decide what animal they would want to be. The characters were struggling to decide what they wanted to be and all I could think was "How is that hard? Obviously I would be a CAT." (Although maybe being a cat with no humans would not be so cushy. Still, I am going with cat.)
I'd be in the feline family. I'd want to be a tiger.
If cat was taken, then river otter.
I'd like to be a dog in a happy if humble home, especially an assistance dog if I could.
Cats managed before we came around. We simply provide them with luxuries and leisure.
They self-domesticated. "If we eat the mice and birds that eat their food, they'll let us live in their homes...."
I've decided to take her as my guide and fuck off for the day ^.^
Aside: Does anyone ever 'fuck on'?
Good question! Must research.
I'll help!
Excellent
Awesome! Spirit guide kitten.
I mean really, how much Greek food can one eat?
(Infinity. The answer is infinity Greek food.)
AOC and Justin Jones pic: two of the most beautiful humans in modern times, both outside and inside. 🥰🫡
And by the by, Van Jones is a barely out of the closet Uncle Tom (yeah, that other definition)
So McDonalds counts as Mediterranean diet now?
Can someone send a letter to my cardiologist and give me a hall pass?
(I kid, have not had that crap since 2005, we marked the calendar. Kids wanted to try it, we said ok, but you won’t like it. They agreed, no one finished the food).
OT: "she seems nice": https://www.sacurrent.com/news/politics-and-elections/house-candidate-maureen-galindo-pledges-to-send-american-zionists-to-internment-camp/
Speaking as a Coloradan, we are PISSED.
Pedro Sánchez Pérez-Castejón can GET IT!
But I bet Ruby Freeman and Wandrea "Shaye" Moss would have spent the rest of their lives in prison for what Tina Peters did, right?
Doesn't McDonald's already have enough grease? Also, will anyone other than American tourists, who can no longer afford to travel, go to the McDonald's in Greece?
We've had a tortie-kitty stroll through the yard and around the house since late last year. There are also two whole males in the area, a patch tabby and a tan mackerel tabby. Last night the tortie came around to drink fresh water and brought with her four kittens, roughly 8 weeks old, two black and two gray/white. Cute as can be. Mama is keeping a close watch but letting them play on our patio. The trick will be rounding this crew up for a trip to the no-kill shelter for ear tipping, neutering/spaying and ultimately re-homing. They're not comfortable with us yet so it'll be a process.
Nice Time: Space Nazi loses ...
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/18/musk-altman-openai-trial-verdict.html
Lo mejor de las suertes, Evan Hurst.
I used to like Yahoo! Finance because it had a layout that was easy to read, browse, and had decent financial news. I don't know what they did to it, but it's an incomprehensible mess now, like most "ticker" sites.
AI
Can somebody explain Van Jones to me?
That’s it. Just explain him.
So there's nothing left of yesterday's phantom early Tabs post, then?
I know. Makes me nervous. Hope Marcie isn't axed.
Monday Tab's and Coffee ☕ Meow 😻