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OneYieldRegular's avatar

That kitten on the right should be named "Oblomov."

JanuaryClaire's avatar

I'm going to try to be zen like Zen Kitten.

I'm going to fail.

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

I wish I had a tail so I could nap while entertaining the wee ones.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That chill little kitten looks like a cartoon!

Runfastandwin's avatar

A Polydactyl Cat

has too many toes

which always comes in handy

when she needs to scratch her nose

M'Hael's avatar

KITTIES!!

😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Will you just STOP, Carl? I'm tryin' to sleep here!"

Miss Grundy's avatar

I MUST pet the belly........I MUST pet the belly.........AIEEEEEEE!

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Like a bear trap, except lined with fish hooks.

Menotsure's avatar

I can relate to oddly numbered toes in that, thanks to genetic quirk on my mother's side of the family, I was born with webbed second and third toes on both feet. I leave puzzling footprints at the beach.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Future paleontologists will write dissertations about the odd humanoid tracks...

TerseNurse's avatar

I'm a little jealous

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Are you related to the Creature of the Black Lagoon, maybe?

Menotsure's avatar

I live one lagoon over. My lagoon is American flag blue.

Al Bellenchia's avatar

Bellies up!

John the Retired Mailman's avatar

SMOL KITTEHS!!!

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Some days I want nothing more than to be that kitten stretched out flat on my back, blissfully snoozing through the chaos.

Rea T's avatar

I was listening to NPR on Saturday, Radiolab I think, and they were reading a short story about God deciding they were over humanity and giving all humans 30 days to decide what animal they would want to be. The characters were struggling to decide what they wanted to be and all I could think was "How is that hard? Obviously I would be a CAT." (Although maybe being a cat with no humans would not be so cushy. Still, I am going with cat.)

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

If cat was taken, then river otter.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Cats managed before we came around. We simply provide them with luxuries and leisure.

Richard S's avatar

They self-domesticated. "If we eat the mice and birds that eat their food, they'll let us live in their homes...."

Jen Is Silly's avatar

I've decided to take her as my guide and fuck off for the day ^.^

Richard S's avatar

Aside: Does anyone ever 'fuck on'?

NatalyaResists's avatar

Awesome! Spirit guide kitten.

The Wanderer's avatar

Kittens! One already researching the tech tree for the Trap Pose!

NatalyaResists's avatar

That little fat baby just lyin' there!

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

chillest of lil feline bros

John the Retired Mailman's avatar

Oh, I know! Who doesn't love a big ol' round kitten belleh?!

pstokk's avatar

Oh no now I'm going to get a ton of bricks over me and maybe a piano.

Polis might well have been swayed by Trump's threats, or made a calculation to spare Coloradoans federal trouble. If so, that's wrong, he shouldn't have done that.

9.5 years might well be a suitable sentence for election interference of the kind perpetrated, even for a first-time, non-violent offense. Seems ok to me, they were serious crimes. But I don't know sentencing policy or history in Colorado.

But the reason Polis cited, or at least emphasized, for the commutation was that the sentencing judge factored in the person's speech. If so, he's right, her speech should not be a factor in sentencing for her actions. If she defamed, sue her for defamation. If she abused a government position with her speech, fire her and sue for damages to the county's or state's election activities from her on-the-job speech. But don't mix up the speech with the actions.

I'd also note that this kind of thing, attaching speech to actions when sentencing, is easily weaponized against us.

Now you can tell me why I'm wrong.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I can't believe I am freaking out about no new story but WHAR NEW STORY??? It's gonna be BAD isn't it?

Evan Hurst's avatar

Y'all, relax. Sometimes it just takes a little longer to edit a story and it goes up when it goes up. :)

Rosy red ASS's avatar

It's not even a BAD story! YAY!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Kimberly Gargoyle looks like a caricature of MALface.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Is she trying to bring back the 50's bouffant?

John Ranta's avatar

So, as I understand it, god created the heavens, and earth, and the fishes and trees and all the stuff (took him a few days). If he wants a damn ballroom, can’t he just go, “Alakazaam!”, throw a lightning bolt and poof, ballroom! Seems easy peasy for a guy like god. Unless maybe god thinks the ballroom is a stupid vanity project, and he’s not going to waste lightning bolts on it. Call me skeptical, but I’m suspicious of this whole “god wants a ballroom” claim.

Daniel's avatar

Just thinking about the abandoned, graffitied Domino's about a mile from my flat in Rome.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

To be fair, pretty much everything under two thousand years old in Rome is graffitied.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

And anything older is graffitied in Latin.

MRK's avatar

Domino's isn't terrible fast food pizza, but thinking they could compete in Rome was foolish.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I’ve always found it funny that they absolutely love Domino’s in Ukraine, I can’t imagine one in…Rome of all places.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Yesterday I was working outside all day and observed just an endless procession of idiots driving oversized pickups with modified exhaust and all the requisite stickers to signal the driver is a tough, macho man and I thought “if $7.00 gas made these morons go away, Id welcome it.”

RRJKR's avatar

With a quarter of the 21st century behind us, it's frustrating to see how little we have advanced The same old tired battles rage on. Which religion is the right one, what color skin and hair texture is best, who is having sex with who, how is somebody dressing. sexism and racism proudly and openly practiced I thought we had moved past most of that. silly me

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Which religion is the right one? None, probably.

What color skin and hair texture is best? Mine, of course. But as a more general rule, I say opaque, and bendable.

Who is having sex with who? Not sure. Guess I gotta ask everybody.

How is somebody dressing? With a vinaigrette, preferably.

TerseNurse's avatar

Wait, who's having sex??

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Right now? Maybe later.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

NOT Turnip. (possibly)

freakishlystrong's avatar

One wonders if the "Ambassador" to Greece has ever eaten any of one of the world's most delectable cuisines. Or even been to a Greek festival.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Who doesn’t like a spot of Greek?

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

Kim needs to take a minute.

Tecolote's avatar

Couldn't read it because of the paywall, but as it involves a governor from Louisiana, I'd assume he was there to take a bribe or some other form of grift was going on.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

From "The best is yet to come!!!!" to ribbon-cutting at a shopping mall McDonald's.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I love this for her.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Sometimes karma works?

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Perhaps the Greeks should consult the Corsicans about handling the building of a McDonald's?

[related: Corsican-born French friend recounted the joke going around in his home village about a luxury golf course a developer wanted to build nearby. One of the villagers allegedly silenced everyone by declaring, "Let him have his golf! Let him have his golf! We'll take care of making the holes."]

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I doan get it. I think I need more coffee.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Mafia joke. It sounded much better in Corsican-accented French.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Ah, bullet joke. Was thinking that might have been it, but thought, nah.

Off now in search of caffeine.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

“God needs a ballroom” I will remember for the rest of my days when we flipped into the utterly absurd.

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

God gonna need a bathroom.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

François-Marie Arouet has entered the chat.

<<Certainement qui est en droit de vous rendre absurde, est en droit de vous rendre injuste>>

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I mean, I just laughed. At this point, what else is there to do?

Rosy red ASS's avatar

IK, R? It's all so craven!

Babe Paley's avatar

On top of Greece “finally “ having good food, she also says they’re getting American culture.

Gross, lady!

Daniel's avatar

I can't help but worry the Big Mac is a Trojan Horse

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

Getting American culture can be avoided with the use of a sturdy condom.

TerseNurse's avatar

In this one specific instance, I'm gonna say abstinence is probably the best choice

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I don't eat McDonalds ANYWHERE. So much good food and McDonalds ain't it.