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> he will be a part of a one-world system."

https://www.finder.com.au/w...

AA is still an awful airline, and AirBerlin still bleeds $$, so hey, maybe One-L has a point?

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remember when our previous preza-dink was mauled for commenting on a story supposedly 'beneath what a preza-dink should comment on'...story being a blah harvard professor, in a tony 'hood befitting a hah-vad professor--trying to slip into his own house because he was locked out, and arrested by an agent of the local dipshit constabulary, said agent not capable of even spelling the word 'haah-vaad'

that prez was berated, bewitched, and bamboozled into having to humility-host a tupperware-'beer summit' 'twixt the idiot-boy white cop and the esteemed and erudite blah professor in order that he show his 'fair and balanced' not-black-racist bona fides...

fuck this shit, and fuck these two puss-burgling prevert mothafuckas

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Wow, I am surprised that President Trump would defend a serial sexual harasser. (Said no one ever).

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But look how close Little Donnie is standing to Big Donnie. They are almost -- how you say -- hip to hip, no?

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Also too when these fine folk down yonder said our prez-dent shudda stayed outta the whole Trayvon Martin thang.

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No one ever accused Trump of possessing a moral compass.

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I didn't get any sleep last night! This woman kept banging on my hotel room door.

I finally had to let her out.

~ Henny Youngman

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Fucking scumbags just about sums it up.

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Kowalski said they like to be called "Poles"

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"Well, I never!"- I could tell that just by looking at ya!

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... and the woman in the lower left is going... "nope nope NOPE! I'm outta here..."

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I guess hoping for a shag from him beats pining for Marcus for a few more decades.

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Trump THINKS O'Reilly is a person he knows well? Either he knows him well or he doesn't, it's not something you normally have to think about.

Were all those high-ranking aides standing around the desk because they have to wind up his brain with a little key and keep him propped up, or what?

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May the Russian bots touch off a circular firing squad of dumbshittery.

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Can he somehow blame Obama?

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