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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

We are making a non-cooked version of sort of thing tonight, but maybe this very one next year? or for New Year's Day, perhaps?

But in any case, I'd add one of our ingredients to this dish: freshly grated ginger, and lots of it.

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Marion in Savannah's avatar

MMMM... Roast Cthulhu.

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Marion in Savannah's avatar

But the stuff from a can makes such a neat little slice...

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Opiwan's avatar

it's a turducken, only not, and different!

I DUB THEE: TURCRABOPUS!

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Mrs Olson Says's avatar

add manufacturing cream.

You're welcome.

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Mrs Olson Says's avatar

that is way heavy cream FYI

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Torby's mom's avatar

It's definitely faster.

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Nerdlygnurd's avatar

My guess is somewhere between gooey and tarry. They pop right before they gel.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

This explains why we eat turkey at T'giving. Those are some weird-ass looking birds. Eating them is a MERCY.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It'd be admirable if they weren't so reprehensible.

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Nerdlygnurd's avatar

Is this a good place to share an easy grown up sweet potato recipe? For those who aren't into marshmallows and actually like sweet potato's flavor?

Mashed sweet potatoesIngredients :For each largish sweet potato you'll need 1/4 cup yogurt and 1 tsp fresh grated ginger. Salt and pepper to taste (add these at the end and just taste after mixing)

1. Bake some sweet potatoes - wrap them in foil so they don't mess up the oven. 350 degrees until soft - around 40 minutes.2. Let the sweet potatoes cool so you can handle them. take off the skins and put them in a large bowl.

3. Add the yogurt and ginger and mash them up.4. Add salt and pepper to taste.5. Warm them up a bit before serving.

The yogurt adds moisture and lightens up the denseness of the sweet potatoes. Yogurt and ginger also seem to compliment the flavor.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

FECs (Future ex-congrssmen)

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'Oh, there's nothing wrong with it, we just think it tastes yucky. Why not have some delicious baby spinach instead?'

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Antifa Commander's avatar

10-15 minutes, he says at the start. (I think just ignore that "turn off the oven" bit. Why would you DO that on Thanksgiving?)

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Zippy49's avatar

Ms. Zippy made cranberry sauce for a recent club meeting. She does it the simple way, in a pot on the stove according to the directions on the bag.

She makes it plain, and also with a tablespoon or two of powdered Chipotle chiles. Yum!

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