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Pentti Hirvonen's avatar

Sigh. How much is "a box". How much is "a small wheel". How much is "a stick."

Things that "of course everyone knows" are not known to quite everyone.

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matthewtheakston's avatar

Rose_A6OUJkgT7m 5++

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Rose of Charon's avatar

A great miracle happened here! At Thanksgiving! I served 3 versions of mac n cheese (maybe 4, but I can't remember the 4th): store bought, Wonkette on pasta, and Wonkette on riced cauliflower (with requests for spiraled zucchini instead) for diabetics. Oh, and I made a low-carb bechamel sauce, also for diabetics. AND my son, for whom I served the store bought mush, said mine (well, Wonkette's) was the best. So for Christmas I have to serve only one version. As I said, a great miracle. Thank you, Wonkette!

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Sven Romanus's avatar

"Yodeling babby buttholes" is helluva name for a band. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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David Evans's avatar

My thingy is a Kindle Oasis, with adjustable backlight, and I find reading on it more restful than reading a book. I still like books as well. For one thing, you can browse along a bookshelf more easily than in the Kindle catalogue. For another, you can get them cheaply in charity shops.

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SuperWittySmitty's avatar

Was he bringing this tribe some mac & cheese? Otherwise I fail to see the connection.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

More the Isar River, but yeah.

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sarafina's avatar

"adventure tourist" v. "Christian missionary"

Let's take a poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sandialady's avatar

I have lived in New Mexico for over 30 years and I have become addicted to green chile. Green chile in macaroni and cheese is wonderful. Green chile in just about everything is wonderful. A local restaurant serves green chile turkey gravy.

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Khavrinen's avatar

Tired eyes are the reason my preference has gone the other way: because of adjustable font sizes. Also, too, I never have to worry about finishing my current book when I'm out and about, without having the next one on hand to turn to. [ What? I do not have a problem, I can quit any time. Just let me finish one more chapter first... ]

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grindstone, Sister Foul Mouth's avatar

I'll try to find you here tomorrow and give you a hey-howdy and a hug, sugar!

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Friendsgiving is the best.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Not sure how I'll putter through most of the day, but I'm planning on a lovely little meal-for-one of marinated lamb chops, green beans, and scalloped potatoes, with a nice pinto grigio, and chocolate chip cookies for dessert.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

I always knew he was kind of an asshole, but he was my asshole, know what I mean? I wasn't ever on the receiving end before. Mostly, the kids have his number, but they have a few blind spots.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Well, the Earth is flat and there's no evidence for sentient life on it. Well, okay, dolphins, probably.

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