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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I've always had a hard time telling when Chump's being sarcastic. Maybe we could train him to say, "Bazinga!" at the end of sarcastic comments.

That would sure help me.

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Zyxomma's avatar

That Thing infesting OUR Oval Office wouldn't know sarcasm from sarcoma. May Putin, Putin's Putos (I include Shady Dunce), and all their Ratfucklican enablers go to the hell they purport to believe in, sooner rather than later.

Slava Ukraini. πŸŒ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’™πŸ’›

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Lionel β€œ8647” Hutz's avatar

So, we all should assume that after Putin again rejects a cease fire, Trump will sweeten the pot by offering him California?

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Dialectic.Detective's avatar

So... what time does the riot start?

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Chris Paine's avatar

>>Ilja Jefimowitsch Repin, β€œReply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks”<<

Yeah, about that ... just in case you missed that bit in history class:

https://youtu.be/oW8OlXkjVHs?si=obdKv3PZJKDc6bBr

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Putin is good at economy like Trump is and he didn't need to bankrupt any companies, just his country.

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

Turns out no ceasefire stops the killing these days.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Pathetic. PAB is such a moron and the assholes who are his advisers are worse. If anyone there had half a brain they'd tell him that he has a perfect opportunity to crush Russia and go down in history next to Genghis Khan as a conqueror.

Instead he's giving blowjobs to that murdering KGB scum.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

pee tape or massive evidence of illegal money laundering.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

I don't think there is a pee tape - PAB has no shame anyway. More likely financing major financial debt that has kept his failing businesses afloat.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The only area that was off-limits in his Comedy Central Roast was how much money he had.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Krasnov is trying to secure a deal where Putin gets to keep all of the territory he currently occupies in exchange for Ukraine never joining NATO and not putting up a fight when Putin seizes the rest of the country.

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Putin won't agree to a ceasefire anytime soon. He can't afford to, his army is "shattered, shadooby, splattered all over!"

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David N. Brown's avatar

2nd comment, I think a mention of Russia owning Kursk is meant to be Crimea. Kursk is undisputed Russian territory, and Ukraine has not indicated any intention or desire to annex any part of it into their post war borders.

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Liminal's avatar

So there's one for the newspeak dictionary. "Sarcasm" now means telling absurd lies

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

My dictionary has it as: Calling Chump a great statesman.

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Liminal's avatar

I saw the line "making tartare out of invaders" and assumed it was a Dok piece. Congratulations? To Marcie

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David N. Brown's avatar

Here's an actual resolution: Russia can keep Crimea if they give up Kursk. If you are wondering how that would go over, picture telling Texas that the Alamo will be given back to Mexico.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

And now Israel is back to bombing Gaza.

Gee, it's like all the time Trump spent telling us that these conflicts were all Sleepy Joe Biden's fault, they would never have happened under his watch, and he'd resolve them in 24 hours; it's like all the bragging about what great pals he was with murderous dictators and yet they go in fear of him and will not dare to cross him; it's like all the influence and dealmaking skills and tough, hard-nosed negotiating attitude he would bring to the table...

It's like all of that was a pile of shit, and his dictator pals are going to keep doing whatever the fuck they want, because they know he won't stop them.

Yeah, it's a lot like that, isn't it?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I, for one, am shocked by how much like that it is.

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