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Who is cheating by lifting one side of the blindfold? A sexist asshole of course.

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I value, appropriately, such a selfless offer.

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That compliment from the man who constructed the sentence "he's good with the cyber" probably not going to help a lot out in the real world.

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It couldn't get someone else to do it? Sorry, old workplace joke.

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just as soon as they can no longer pay for their porn subscriptions to the incest sites they will start to reconsider...

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His price was John McCain.

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Selfless, my middle name.

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well using your fellow fox to confirm that the two of you didn't eat the chickens is quite the defense

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Bonnie and Clyde both have denied that either of them ever robbed a bank. Just leave the loving couple alone already, FBI!!!

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Can I steal it?

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sure!

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Your lame excuse for losing the popular vote was that millions of immigrants voted for Hillary so really...

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They will ALWAYS find a way to blame the catastrophes that befall them on Democrats and the "fake news" MSM. ALWAYS. If Trump should be impeached a year from now, after gutting social programs, starting a couple of wars and tanking the economy, they will insist to their dying breath that he was railroaded and that everything would have been just fine if only everybody had wholeheartedly supported him instead of making up scandals to bring him down. We all know it. They are completely divorced from reality at this point, and there is no way to make them see reason.

If a video of Trump taking a yuge, steaming dump on his desk and wiping his ass on the American flag was released, they would insist either that it was a fake, or that he did it deliberately to expose liberal hypocrisy or some such bullshit. Might as well face it - at least a third of your population are living in a fantasy land where Donnie is considered a good president who sticks it to the libtards. And they are quite happy to go on living there.

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ESPECIALLY if he'd won the popular vote by 70%.

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Well, 25% and falling quickly. And some of the idiots are hateful racists, but some of them were just morons hoping "a change" would put more money in their pocket; when it doesn't, they'll vote for another "change," in the other direction. It's just with a heinous propaganda network and billions of dollars of dark money, it'll take them longer to figure it out. But eventually reality will actually catch up with them.

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Forget it, Jake. It's China.

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