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I have to question any raw food that requires the label Delicious.

When I was growing up, those were the only apples I knew about. I thought for years I hated apples.

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I so wish we could ditch the LL but we're in a little black hole of cell service so we needs it for outgoing calls. If we go stand midway down the driveway we can connect well enough for what are usually brief incoming calls of the "your appointment is at 9 tomorrow, please press 1 to confirm" or "your shoes are fixed and ready to pick up" variety.

Though I just lied there, I NEVER make an appointment for 9 fucking am!

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Dear oh dear oh dear, Daddy Vlad is NOT going to be happy when he gets home from work tonight.

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Yay

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I believe we are called "abjects"....

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I'll stand under the Bluewater Bridge and shout it at Michigan. Will that help?

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Come on now, Bamz would never cheat on Biden...

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She's a lil more than a figurehead. She still retains power over the Commonwealth countries but chooses not to use it, and technically we govern in her name. We also get to see her New Year's speech live. It's all very quiet and civilised.

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I wasn't joking about forgetting that we had one. We got it before our daughter got a cell phone so that she wouldn't have to constantly use our phones. She got her phone four YEARS ago. The cable bill is debited automatically so I rarely look at it. I'm bummed that I wasted that money.Oh, about 9 am appointments, I make them, I just rarely show up on time for them.

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Delivered by the Italian Food Fairy?

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I saw that someone also yelled "Trump is treason!" Not the way I'd put it, exactly, but good on them for making their point.

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God, Atwater was an evil motherfucker.

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It ain't bad but damn I wish at least one of our local NPRs still had Fresh Air on in evening drive time.

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What I don't quite get is why is Putin going after this guy now. It's not like interpol can arrest the guy and the sanctions magically go bye-bye.

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Because they don't have anything better to do?

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Not gonna lie. I heard the NPR interview this AM and thought i was hearing an obit.

I really really really (sincerely) hope i’m wrong.

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