The Very True Story Of A QAnon Guy Who Redpilled His 'Girlfriend' With 'Sound of Freedom'
Her name is George Glass and she's from Canada, okay?
Romance! Intrigue! Adventure! Kidnapping! Ludicrous right wing conspiracy theories! This story posted at “Great Awakening” (archive link) has it all. Maybe. It is the definitely not made up story about how a Q weirdo took his “normie” liberal girlfriend to see Sound of Freedom and her burgeoning journey into the heart of nonsense.
Let’s jump right in, shall we?
Before, the only people that knew of Q were my super liberal brother, and my other brother who works in military intelligence. Otherwise no one else in my rather large family knew or even heard of Q.
Oh, you know his brother who works in military intelligence knows all about Q! Probably he is one of the white hats working on behalf of Commander-in-Chief Donald Trump to save the world and free all of the children.
Well this is all changing. The media is blasting "Sound of Freedom" for being "QAnon adjacent," and it's everywhere: Fox, CNN, NBC, social media, and I believe even places like Vox and Rolling Stone. I even see it in non-news sources like r/boxoffice.
Why is this important?
Because although we know QAnon is the fed labeling of it, the fact of the matter stands: if Q is real, then when it comes time to reveal to the wider public, they will have at least the seed of "QAnon" planted. And it will become our duty to water and care for those seeds.
It’s kind of cute that they think they have special insider info and that no one knows about any of this but them, when in actuality it’s all very well-known at this point. It’s also really something that they think the mere term QAnon is “fed labeling” when that’s what they all called it in the beginning themselves, which is how the term came about in the first place. They just later denounced it because everyone was making fun of it. Duh.
I’m also pretty sure that Vox and Rolling Stone have both been covering this nonsense since the beginning.
And I know this is true because my girlfriend, who used to be very liberal, has been asking "what is this QAnon stuff and why is the media attacking Sound of Freedom?". Recently, I was able to redpill about vaccines and the left pushing trans stuff to kids, but Q was just too outlandish for her to grasp. I know this because I'd drop little "conspiracy theories" like the Titanic and the Fed, but she'd get bored.
I’m gonna guess that he is not talking about the conspiracy that actually, everyone on the Titanic survived because they were saved by a baby giant squid, but rather the Q-adjacent theory that J.P. Morgan sank the Titanic to kill off people who opposed the Federal Reserve.
So cue Q: I recently took her to see Sound of Freedom, and it had a profound impact on her. She actually broke down after the movie ended, to the point that I had to go to the bathroom once the movie let out, and as she waited on the benches, a kind woman came up to her and comforted her.
And that kind woman? Albert Einstein.
But when the news started dropping "Q this Q that" I said, "can you believe they're trying to label Sound of Freedom as conspiracy trash?" She couldn't understand why the news would attack the movie, which in her opinion, was completely apolitical.
Weird how this girlfriend consumes so much news and yet seems to only read the headlines. Usually if I want to learn why people are saying something, I read the articles, but I’m not a figment of anyone’s imagination, so …
So that's when I started asking, "well why would the media and liberal people attack this movie, when people like Trump and Fox are defending it?" She didn't know. And so that's when I explained what QAnon is, Q, and how it's connected to Epstein, HRC, Trump, etc. I told her, "Q seems to be a group of people anonymously posting how a centuries old elite group of people leverage child trafficking as a form of blackmail in order to control politicians, celebrities, media, and money. The effect is propaganda, endless wars, and a godless society. It's a continual power and finance grab. Q is an anonymous military entity focused on ending this once and for all. They seemed to have contacted Trump to be their public champion, as they get work behind the scenes to undo the corruption. The fact that Sound of Freedom Jim and Tim both love Trump, yet are hated by the media, and are ignored by Obama and Biden, only seem to confirm this."
Can you just imagine being this man’s definitely real girlfriend and just being absolutely dazzled by how logical and nuanced this explanation of this definitely real thing that’s happening in real life is? Surely you would swoon.
I showed her some posts, some Q "coincidences" (like the McCain timing), and Madeleine Mccains kidnapper description looking like Podesta bros (she did know of that case). I never said whether I truly believe it or not (heck it took me half a year to even consider it might be real), but I did help her understand "what the media is talking about" and asking her why anyone would be anti-Sound of Freedom, and why Q would be a bad thing if it's an effort to take down child trafficking and corrupt powerful entities.
John Podesta is a 74-year-old Italian-American political consultant. His brother Tony is 79. The main suspect Madeleine McCann’s kidnapping is a 43-year-old German man named Christian Brueckner who looks like neither one of them. And is also a 43-year-old German man.
All in all, she's not yet a pede like us, and I honestly don't expect her to remember even a quarter of what I showed her the last two nights, but I will say: thanks to Mike Rothschild, CNN, and Vox for introducing Q to my normies girlfriend.
Well, to be fair, it’s hard for anyone made entirely of silicone to remember even a quarter of anything.
Completely off-topic, but I love Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
He was a great sportsballer, back when I was a kid in a family that loved sportsball. He was terribly funny in Airplane, and mentioned Bill Walton who was the star of my hometown Blazers. He used this counterintuitive but awesomely effective hook shot, making his game unique. He was also just a kind guy who wanted to be my dad after my parents got divorced, or maybe I dreamed that. But that's not the point. He was a good guy when I was growing up, that's my point.
Later I encountered him as a writer, and I love him as a writer as well. He's farm more observant than the commentators we pay to be on television, and he talks about his personal and family life in ways that aren't smarmy or exploitative. Instead, he talks about them in a genuine way when his experience with his family was, for him, an entry point into a new topic about which he wouldn't have learned or long considered save for his family members. He introduces them as teachers and partners in life. It's really quite beautiful how he does that.
Just now, he popped up in a YouTube ad for me. I expected him to be selling something, because that's what retired athletes do. Instead he told the story of how his bouts of repeated shortness of breath caught him off guard, and how he tried to just wait them out -- an unexpected turn of phrase, when I thought he might say tough them out. Eventually he went to his doctor and got diagnosed with atrial fibrillation.
Now, maybe the foundation that's spreading AFib awareness is funded by some pharmaceutical company. Don't know, don't care. Raising awareness and increasing early diagnosis and preventative treatment makes others' lives healthier, and when people are healthier, they're more likely to be happy. He's not selling something, even if some people do end up making money when new patients seek treatment. He's pushing the idea of thinking about yourself and taking your health seriously. And he's not saying it in the ad, but he's being a public Black man talking about having a better relationship with your doctor when our research on health disparities tell us that improved relationships between doctors and Black patients are desperately needed.
He's an old, skinny guy. If he wasn't nine feet tall, he could be my step dad (who's also a mensch). He could have cashed out in a lot of ways. Instead he's writing from his heart because he thinks he can make the world better, and when he makes an ad, it's just public health awareness, not selling a product.
If only the guy could learn to swear, he'd be a lovely addition to the Wonkettariat.
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