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That might be the worst fanfic I've ever read.

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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘪𝘨𝘩 𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘭 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘈𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭.

Well, when you put it THAT way... you're really fucking delusional.

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If I was trying to destabilize a country I'd pump craziness like this into the conversation. So I think Ginger's sources are less angelic and more Russian.

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Qanonsense. The term is "Qanonsense." Spread the word.

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My name is Mike Conley and I approve this message.

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Qanonsense.

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I hate this place. Whatever happens next month I still want to leave if at all possible. Half the country has lost their fucking minds, young men are tacking hard to the right, Democrats can't or won't stop trying to be Republicans yet it's still somehow always "the leftists" fault when they eat shit in elections.

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I live in Western NC, and can confirm Candler is a hotbed of precisely nothing. In fact, it's not actually a town, just a vague area west of Asheville that the old two-lane highway passes through. I can't see Wiccans attending Baptist churches...

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Wait, Gloria Vanderbilt is involved in this...::spooky reverb voice:: from beyond the grave...! Seriously?

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They still put her name on jeans, though- I could see how this would confuse her...

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So, my question to Ginger is why did God see fit to create the High Horseman and then allow him to traffic children around the entire world for decades? Why would God do that? And why wait until now to have an angel give her the tip? This God guy sounds like a total dick.

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The technical term for the study of this problem is theodicy, the reasons why an omnipotent, omnipresent, and supreme deity would allow evil to exist and even flourish. I've always pronounced the word "theo-idiocy"; it seems more appropriate that way.

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As if any more proof was needed of DA TROOF of what Ginger's saying, Rose at Rose Rambles, another patriot, says that Ginger is right and that The Storm is coming. This is definitely the big one because the current hurricane is named Milton. Milton. Paradise Lost? NOW do you see? You don't? THEY have been destroying the earthly paradise for centuries now, and MILTON predicted it.

No I'm not going to give you a link. Do your own research SHEEPLE.

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Huh? So is this an argument for mandatory CAT scans before you can register to vote? Second question, would acid make her brain normal? Last question, where were these fucking weirdos when I was growing up? I mean, there wasn't anyone even close to this, just an old lady whose husband hung himself in the garage. But that wasn't on her.

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So ... Wiccans and witches and magic are bad, but she talks to angels. I kind of feel like that's the same thing.

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And then 5G activates the nanobots in the queer chemtrails to… amplify the… space lasers that shoot hurricane bullets aimed at Red states so FEMA can… harvest… adrenochrome from all the terrorized patriots. And that's all just the first step!

Step 3 is profit!!

...youbetcha...

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When will we be RID of these troublesome assholes!!! Do we really have to have a whole World War about it again? Only this time with Germany liberating US?

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I am sooooooo sick of this insanity.

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Right? It's so freaking INSANE. And so STUPID.

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Gotta demonize those people you don't like. Makes killing just a kiss of the hand. How do y'all like that target on your backs? Fun stuff these insurrections.

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Not trying to quibble over a good deed, but couldn’t the White Hats have just unplugged the weather machine? You know, “accidentally” kick the cord while grabbing the boss a fresh cup of blood. But hey, maybe this kind of thinking is why the angels don’t talk to me.

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